Serious Sam 3: BFE

Serious Sam 3: BFE

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How to be Seriously Serious
By [AF] Vitosos Cere-Diamond
Time to get extremely Serious

Hora de ser extremadamente Serio
So, you are playing Serious Sam 3:BFE?

Well then, you might really want to be Extremely Serious while you are playing this game.
1. Getting Started
First, you will need:
  • 1 Computer
  • 39.99 Dollars
  • A Steam Account

2. Now we are Serious
Nice, now you will need to download this game.
While your are waiting, you might want to:
  • Keep your PC and Internet on
  • Watch some crappy videos on YouTube
  • Go to the bathroom
If any of these actions can't keep you from waiting, bad luck m8

3. Now we are Seroiusly Seroius
Well, if you have come to this point, well done, you just got 200% more serious than you where before!
The final step is:
  1. Start da game
  2. Close this unnesesary guide
  3. For god sake, START PLAYING!!!!
Thanks for listening
Desde este punto, no me hago responsable si sabes o no hablar español

Asi que, estas jugando Serious Sam 3:BFE?

Bueno, entonces realmente querras ser Seriamente Serio mientras juegas.
1. Iniciando
Primero necesitaras:
  • 1 Computador
  • 39.99 Dolares
  • Una cuenta de Steam

2. Ahora vamos en serio
Bien, ahora solo necesitaras descargar este juego.
Mientras tanto, puedes:
  • Mantener tu PC y tu Internet prendido
  • Ir a ver videos basura en YouTube
  • Ir al baño
Si ninguna de estas acciones te puede ayudar a esperar, mala suerte compadre

3. Ahora vamos seriamente en serio
Muy bien, si has llegado a este punto, Bien Hecho!, ahora eres 200% más serio que antes!
el ultimo paso es:
  • Iniciar el juego
  • cerrar esta inecesaria guia
  • Por el amor de dios... EMPIEZA A JUGAR!!!!
Thanks For Listening
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[AF] Vitosos Cere-Diamond  [author] Jul 30, 2015 @ 4:19pm 
OwO Whats this?! Jul 30, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
[AF] Vitosos Cere-Diamond  [author] Jun 25, 2015 @ 1:58pm 
Im sure u mistaked "Penis" with "Computer" and "Steam" with "Potato".
Commander SnowCat Jun 25, 2015 @ 11:14am 
Instruction's not clear, got penis stuck in potato
Lucifer Apr 22, 2015 @ 12:10am 
[AF] Vitosos Cere-Diamond  [author] Apr 18, 2015 @ 11:31am 
Srry m8, git serious, git gud
and, maybe u just read the spanish part, son
Keep Being Seroius

Look at the Lord Bread Loaf, it helps a lot!
Dogeruff 2: Electric Borkaloo™ Apr 18, 2015 @ 11:08am 
intructions unclear, i am not serious :(
Mane Apr 17, 2015 @ 8:20am 
eVident Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
9.437/10 - gamespot
"The inpiration is in the narrative"
Cheeki Breeki cyka blyat Apr 11, 2015 @ 10:48am 
11/10 -IGN That banter is great m8