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Book of Creative Insults Barks (New Barks 4/11/2025)

I can imagine BH's barks all having the word 'jackass' in there somewhere

add "Your mother". just for funsies

"Perish; like all those before you"

"Muster what little strength you can"

"I've no patience for you lot"

"Have you met Sarmenti? There's a bit of resemblance."

Idk if you still update this, but if you want to add these to anybody's repertoire then that would be cool

Duelist :
"My previous opponent would be more dangerous than you.. and he's dead"

Forgot to ask, you should really have some barks that are specifically calling out Antiquarian for being a traitor. Like calling her a Judas or something.

"John Dungeon!" bark for crusader?

Abomination (DD1 Barks):
"You lot look like rejects from an opium den's lavatory bucket."
"Thugs! I doubt any of you can even read letters!"
"I have no patience for the ignorant."

Plague Doctor (DD1 Barks):
"You halfwits are interrupting my concentration!"
"Uneducated brutes! The ignorance! The idiocy!"
"So many useful organs... all wasted on you lot."
"In my professional opinion, nothing can be done for such sorry patients!"

@MLBlue Mod loading order doesn't work for this one, but I've heard some reports that some mods have stopped working after the most recent updates. I'll investigate.

Is there a certain order you have to put mods like in the first game? Im not sure this one is working for me.

Some classic Chivalry: Medieval Warfare lines would be great.

"Your malformed skull is unfit for my piss-pot!"

"Come here, squire! I need help with my codpiece!"