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Dog Business™
 
 
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Platforms: PC, Mac
Players: Single-player
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Description
Dog Business
Life isn't easy for a dog in the modern world. Nothing was built with you in mind, and it's quite difficult to get quality service at Starbucks! Face it man, you're broke. Your house sucks. Those heaps of trash you call furnishings are so 2000-and-late and just won't cut it for cocktail parties anymore! Now is the time! Your condo needs a serious makeover! In Dog Business™ you have been charged with a mission from god (pick your favorite) to collect all-new personal effects and re-establish financial liquidity through good old fashioned temporary labor!
  • Help guide Futureman™ the dog through a surreal 16-bit Shanghai, China on her seemingly endless quest to aquire dog monies and refurnish her condominium while narrowly avoiding death.
  • Use your wits to complete 7 different jobs earning required dog monies, but also super-cool unlockable wearables!
  • semi-reactive enviroments that become increasingly stranger as Futureman's stress level increases.
  • Interact with a bizzare cast of custom sprites created by "legal" street-artist Bixo and imported into RPG Maker VX Ace® using Sebastien Bini's Game Character Hub®
  • Jokes are not intended for children. If you buy this for a child you are probably a bad person.
  • Steam Achievements
  • Chinese, Russian, and Finnish localisation at release
  • OST by a man clearly under the influence of very crappy sedatives.
  • Voice overs by actual hobos!
  • Steam cards ...maybe...

simplified chinese description
对一条狗来说,现代社会的生活可不容易。任何东西都不是为狗设计的,而且你也难以找到如星巴克一样的高质量服务!直面惨淡的人生吧,哥们,你破产了。你的房子破烂不堪,落伍多年,还想用它举办一场鸡尾酒会吗?现在是时候改变了!你的公寓需要一个彻底的改变!

在《Dog Business™》中,你被上帝选中扮演一个(你最喜欢的)全身心投入重建断裂资金链的临时工!

帮助Futureman™ 的狗在复古的16位版离奇上海滩,不断寻求资金来源并装修您的公寓,可别挂掉了。

用你的聪明才智完成7种不同的任务,获得资金,同时也解锁非常酷的装备!随着游戏的进行,Futureman的压力也会提升,任务难度也会相应的提高。

游戏中有超过20种由“合法的”街头艺术家Bixo使用Sebastien Bini的游戏角色库导入RPG MAKER VX ACE®的自定义皮肤!

这种笑料可不是为孩子们准备的。如果你为孩子购买了这款游戏,这也许并不恰当。另外说明一下,我们认为“你挂掉了”这种提示是很滑稽的。

游戏特性:
STEAM成就
多语言支持(中文,俄文,芬兰文)
在劣质镇静剂影响下的男人创作的原声。
真正的流浪汉来配音!
STEAM交易卡(也许会有吧?)

Relevant Links
Bixo's Deviant Art Page - http://bixotron.deviantart.com
tartigrade (proudlarry) - http://cancermusics.blogspot.com
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14 Comments
bukkake funeral Mar 3, 2015 @ 9:27am 
looks good
K-ℕinℨ 🐺 Jan 27, 2015 @ 10:08am 
below the belt toriko
Sponge Platinum Jan 25, 2015 @ 9:31pm 
Considering the creators, this game should have less than 10 achievements, all easy to get.
Rawex Jan 25, 2015 @ 5:04pm 
Voted :D
❤ The Lust of Ass ❤ Jan 25, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
:Upvoter::100percent:
THG-303 Jan 25, 2015 @ 9:27am 
Ten points to dogE!
Tikas Nov 12, 2014 @ 4:16am 
cool
D.P.O.H Nov 9, 2014 @ 12:10pm 
Good Lucky!
^ ^1IsLOL Nov 4, 2014 @ 6:18am 
Looking forward, looks amazing.
proudlarry  [author] Oct 27, 2014 @ 9:38am 
@orca fodder: i may need your hobo connects if my locals fall through