I VISITED TEUFORT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY BRIEFCASE.

It's just full of papers! Who cares about papers?

Think of how many hats you could cram in this thing. Many, is how many. So many hats. And shirts. But mostly hats.

But nope. Full o' papers.

These guys need to stop shooting at me.

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UPDATE 2014-08-15
Added back design
Fixed incorrect crosshair logo