Valve Game Villians that I can beat (So can you)

Valve Games are one of the greatest blessings of exclusive gaming in the whole wide world, Because when ever one of your friends and you want to play a game that is worth playing. There will always be a Valve Game as a option. And with that being the case, most of us are well known to be a gamer. Mainly Valve games are either Multiplayer deathmatch games or just Storymode games that can include CO-OP. Usually when there's a Storymode game, the protagonist has to face multiple threats such as the antagonist which is known as the villian. Sometimes these Valve main characters are sometimes in the awkward situation ever if you don't know the original lore to the game. It makes me mentally reenact the responses situations that we go through while playing. Diving into there sorry situations while going up against a Antagonist while me Personally, I would have never been in this situation at all in real life! If I became a Mercenary or working at a top Research Facility and have to perform a risky experiment. I'm not doing that there's a Chili's down the street. I just want mostly peace sometimes but putting myself in these situations of these Valve game characters are in, I will try to make sure I'm surviving 100%. I know how to beat each Villian or escape them without any scars! I know the ones that I can beat. And the ones I will be getting mauled at. I'm also going to do a 10/10 scale which one if I can beat or not. Let's begin.

Merasmus

All of you pretty much know who Merasmus is. He is a magical being who is powerful. So we dealing with a literal wizard with no context. Basic life of a gamer- His powers include melee players with his staff, roll bombs at them, and perform a hellfire attack and even shape shift. And if you don't know me. I can't do none of those things (neither can you) I mean I maybe can do the shape shifting part because I am known for having a fake identity a lot. But I don't think that's going to help me beat a powerful wizard. But if you fought Merasmus before, you would already know how to beat him. If you have a very OP weapon that includes many wave crits. So if you have a OP weapon that uses crits often you won. He ain't got nothing! It's that easy! Just grab a weapon with a wave crits and start shooting at him. And just disappears! Just drop Merasmus off in the ghetto or even a High School boys Bathroom. Not a single soul would let him cast a spell it would be K-O for him. And with that being said.. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO BEAT HIS MAGICAL ASS LMAO! Then only time he will catch me lacking off guard is when I'm walking alone in a alleyway then he suddenly appears out of nowhere and I'm just like "OH HOLY MACKEREL!" But as soon as I grab a Australium AK-A7 with 10x crits on, He means no threat! I feel like I said enough. Merasmus is a 8/10 low diff for me. The only reason why it's a 8/10 and not a 10/10 because his powers are kind of crazy if you're a 12 or 14.

Wheatly

Wheatly from Portal. He's a robot. He doesn't have really much powers but deceiving you and using you. But if you're smart enough to know he's just using you, you have can idk destroy him. He also apparently has more IQ and intelligience than a average human being. And I find that hard to even believe! Maybe the IQ of Scout. But smarter than any known human to Mankind. However, bro is literally a robot with no arms or legs. He can't even move but just roll around. I could probably score 99 in Basketball using him as the ball. I could toss him very fast like a football than getting whispered in the ear. It's even suprising how Chell even got tricked by Wheatly in the first place! You can't catch me losing to a small robot in a fight. And I doubt anyone reading this would be tricked by Wheatly at all. That's why in Portal 2 Wheatly's goal is to always trying to take advantage of Chell manipulating her to do his bitter. Basic life of a game- Anyways, Wheatly is probably the most easy villian to take out. Literally a child could destroy him. Alright, Wheatly a 10/10 no diff for me.

The G-Man

He's a man that wears a blue suit and carries a briefcase. Has powers such as, teleportation, being invincible, mysterious, changing the environment around him, and even Shape shifting. Yeah this man's powers are too unbelievable for a human being. Considering the fact he's not even human! Especially that this dude is some character that appears in the background and really does nothing else until the end of every Half - Life game. Like Half - Life games just have mysterious supernatural stuff built in the lore to make us interested. But the G-Man can get beat up, sliced, shot, exploded and this man does not die! Nothing works against him because he can teleport. Not guns, not being burned alive! Nothing! He always wins! Even though he got stopped from those vortigaunts in the beginning of Half - Life 2: Episode 1 he still won! I cannot beat this dude. Even if I had a whole military by my side. I don't even think a nuke can beat this man! the G-Man is the type of dude to be in Australia, Germany, and South Korea all at once. I can't even beat this man but imagine if him, and Mr. X teamed up against humanity. We would all be screwed! 2v60000,0000 and we lose. 0/10 extreme death difficulty right there even though the vortigaunts "sucessfully" got rid of the G-Man he came back in Half - Life 2 Episode 2! And the next is also quite difficult.

The Nihilanth

The Nihilanth is the head master of all aliens in Half - Life 1. And the Nihilanth has crazy weird powers. Shoot he might have more powers than the G-Man. He's the one that's been keeping the whole dimensional rift thing opened the whole game. And you must stop him from keeping the rift opened before the whole world ends and that's not what happens in Half - Life. Because the G-Man decides for himself to keep what remains of the rift opened which is what causes those Portal storms around the world to start. But, how do I beat the Nihilanth!? Unlike the rest of the villians I introduced. I can't physically fight this guy because he is too overpowered and extremely large. He also uses Yellow crystals to keep him alive and powerful. So I'll use common sense against him. If he tries to summon the crystals to help him, I'm just going to spawncamp the crystals! Because if I destroy the crystals the moment they come out it will be harder for him to try killing me in a 1v1 fight! But what if he tried using his powers all at once? And try to trick me into thinking his next move. What if he tried his moves all at once on me. I might be screwed. But I still must fight against him. Well, How am I supposed to kill him? The whole point of killing him is to destroy his shield then use all of your weapons and powers to destroy him. But the thing is, it's kind of hard and there is a chance you might get killed while trying to weaken him. But no more fighting. That's why I'm proud to live in the proud obesity of the U.S.A where you can find tik toks to end someone's life. I have 1 chance to kill this god of an alien or I'm done. So one is of course to get powers from Goku that will only take me a day or two to get super powers. After that I go searching for him. And then I see him with my own eyes! with a army of aliens prepared to take me down.. And he has no shield activated!? "BINGO!" And once we start the fight of a lifetime. 1 decible towards me!? Now look at me now! I finished it all! BANG! No more aliens to fight! I beat him! I just say I felt threatend. And no where in America we get to go on a paid vacation! We can do a lot of other things. Like become a Uber driver and do a Gordon Freeman on your passenger. Or just take your worst enemy to a burger king. The opportunities are endless to get rid of the Nihilanth! I'm going to have to give a 8/10 low diff.

Dr. Wallace Breen

From Half - Life 2.. Bruh. Just grab a gun. Or throw him into a reactor core. It's that easy. 20/10 No diff.

TF2 Bot Hosters

Now this probably the most threatening enemy for any Team Fortress 2 fan ever. Now TF2 fans, get ready to revisit your worst nightmare. Bot Hosters. They literally kick, steal, host, spam and even deceive players. And they use cosmetics and the power of VAC admin to take advantage of real TF2 Players and just kick them! However, other than the VAC admin powers stuff. They're just regular bots but this is the hardest enemy I have to face. Because I have a chronic problem with bots.. If ain't fun, then I ain't going there! LMAO I love playing with my friends on recent servers yes sir! Yes si- Wait.. No NO-... 4/10. I ain't going to go up against that threat. Being controlled by multiple things at once would be the end of me..

The Combine

Here's one more villain that I can guarantee you I can beat 70%. The Combine from the Half - Life series. The Combine is literally just a whole Empire force of aliens that just gets very lucky. These guys are stupid! I'm suprised that they even won the 7 Hour war! These dudes are the clumsiest alien force to ever fight in a game. Like bro all of them are the type of dudes to slip on a literal banana peel. You use any weapons or object against them and they'll already start losing against you. Use a bat, a AK, A fridge, Your grandma. Anything will make them lose against you. You have enough strength to outsmart their bullets.. You're fine even if you're in a wheel chair you can beat them. It's not hard I'm rating the Combine 9/10. They're just too simple for a muscle man like me.

Inconclusion

That's all of the villians I wanted to go over today. I mean, we'll be here all day if I named all the characters I could demolish in a 1v1 fight. Really as long I'm not weak or to easy to trick and I'm not facing G-Man or Mr. X. This was fun but long to make. I hoped you like and stay safe out there. Peace.

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but i cant beat the roaches in my house please make a titorial on this.

[Retard Pro Max]

and lamar?

[Morigranate]

and Gordon Freeman too right?

[AbsoluteMashedPotatoes]

Thank you for this beautiful art of a guide, the writing was so immersive I could feel the villains coming inside of me. This has helped me get over my ex and become better. Again, thank you for this masterpiece.

[Bot No.]

and HECU, GLaDOS or the Gonarch?

[saikano]

and the race-x and black ops?