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HOW2BEGUD NIGMA
By Seiuchi
DIS GUID WILL MAKE U PRO MLG ENIGMA
 
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k den
So nigma is gud jugle suport who has gud skilz and stuff like that, He has cute baby nigmas and gaem brookin skil BLAACKACACK HOOOOOULE

So lets luk sum gud thins about nigma

- He can go everi lane and jungle bungle ofc
- gud stuns
- cute baby nigmas <3
- sexy nigma himself
- light cannot escape him
- can cary if 6 divinie rapier
- veri smart einstein
- he likes that people stay down and not fly

Bad things about nigma

- he cant blaze it #420
- he has no legs
- cant cary with 5 rapiers (nub report)
- if you fail blackhole, u get insta reported by all teammates and blamed etc.
- your nigma babies give gud money and some exp, dont feed those babies brah
- kotl can still sometimes escape tho

"They said not even light can escape you. They lied." - KOTL
K DEN, U KNOW SUM THINGZ NAOW
Well okay, ur like dark blue jelly , and u do stuff in the battlefield and stuff

Last stuff :3
well its ez to win with nigma if

1. You have swag

2. ur team iz not full of nubs or if you have janka in your team.. 100 % lose chance

2½. gaben doesnt like number 3

4. u ks much as possible from carries ( if they blame, say it was killsecure )

5. you use blackhole only to farm, never use it at teamfights or against heroes, only creeps and couriers and stuff

6. dont buy couriers or wards or any support stuff, that stuff iz not for u, u need first item rapier.

tip: if you lose, just blame ur team for being nub, u will get commended and ur teammates will luv you and want you to join their #420 blaze it xxXXxxxxXX 360 no scope yolo swag club.

and if you win a game, u must all chat "gg ez" or "gg easy noobs" something like that, when your stats are like 0/10/5 or its over 1 hour game or stuff.

BUT SRSLY DIS IS LAST STUFF
GUD JUB!! U NAOW PRO MLG NIGMA, now u can own nubs and stuff..

but u still have to do 1 thing... and its to REPORT EVERYONE









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8 Comments
Shredrr420 Mar 20, 2015 @ 9:21pm 
100% win rate guaranteed
Seiuchi  [author] Jan 6, 2015 @ 5:15am 
dis guide is fur jonis only :c, so not for u
Janka Jan 5, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
mlg guide :B1:
MA☆KO HUNTER Jul 31, 2014 @ 9:27am 
why i cant subscribe to this guide u filthy casual
TollsU7 Jul 26, 2014 @ 11:38am 
Replace kotl with kotol to make it more cyka (and giff mana)

Will you make a similiar guide to Axe? Well, he can 360 noscope

or sniper
ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ Jul 26, 2014 @ 1:41am 
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Slamchan Jul 22, 2014 @ 2:44am 
OMG SO MUCH MLG!!! I.... CANT..... READ..... ALL..... THIS........ I AM NOW THE MOST BESTEST NIGMA IN TE WÖÖÖÖLD!!! SO MUCH MLG SO MUCH MMR SO MUCH n000000bz! THÄÄNKZ GR8 M8 4 MAKING DIS PRO MLG GUIDE, I LUV U
nikolay Jul 22, 2014 @ 1:37am 
mlg.NOW I CAN NIGM BAD GUYS THENKS