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Apocalypse Cow
Platforms: PC, Mac
Jul 18, 2014 @ 10:45am
Nov 16, 2017 @ 8:41am

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Latest Screenshots (and PAX)
Release date: FALL 2014
Super Meat Boy meets Metal Slug as you become Penny, a SHIELDD agent to waging your war in this parody action platform extravaganza. The future of indie games (and the world) will be determined by your skills.

Explosions, weapons, slow-mo stuff, chin-down-eyes-up moments, blood and mayhem. A new age action platformer that requires lightning fast reflexes and no muscle memory. All these while dialogues spoken by real human beings tell a tale to cry for, a tale of intrigue and betrayal... pretty much like a Kardashian episode.

A few years in the future the creation of the Anima Rift brings the VideoVerse alive, allowing people to enter the worlds of video games and movies. The most skilled gamers become agents for SHIELDD and swear to serve, protect and occasionally discriminate against black people.

Penny is a gamer in love with AAA games but she is assigned to patrol older games as a low level agent. But she cannot shake the feeling that something dark and ominous is about to happen. This is the start of a saga, with the first chapter dealing with the Hair of Power.

PS: The game may or may not contain a bovine of apocalyptic proportions.
Popular Discussions View All (5)
Jul 21, 2014 @ 1:25pm
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Sep 12, 2014 @ 8:33am
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Jul 20, 2014 @ 12:14am
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Monsters  [author] Nov 23, 2017 @ 5:47am 
Finally guys, it's time to unveil the current state of Apocalypse Cow. We opened up our Steam page, please go there to see the latest trailer and screenshots. The game has changed A LOT.
Monsters  [author] Oct 16, 2016 @ 3:02am 
@Hamburger University If you think this alpha version looks promising wait until we get the new things up! We have completely neglected this page (and marketing altogether) but we have made big progress and will soon start releasing stuff.
Hamburger University Sep 2, 2016 @ 8:18pm 
Is this even relevant anymore? I hope so, this looks promising
niconico Nov 19, 2015 @ 2:06pm 
waiting till the cows come home...
Media Breakdown Dec 12, 2014 @ 11:01am 
Congrats on being greenlit! :)
Kash Oct 27, 2014 @ 9:06am 
Nicee <3
JimieTheFox Oct 26, 2014 @ 8:53am 
About time to see Greek game developing go on a new level :D
+1 and Excited for it xD
TonyTheX Oct 26, 2014 @ 5:35am 
Den mou aresoun auta ta games, alla +1 gia na anevei to ellhniko game developing :3
Good luck!
eptanisios Oct 26, 2014 @ 5:07am 
Πάμε ρε παιδιά !
puv Oct 26, 2014 @ 5:06am 
I need this <3