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The Auto-Ringer (Dead Ringer for the lazy)

(does not require TF2 to be mounted)

When you have this little gadget in your pockets, when Death itself calls for your ticket, this trinket will activate and give you a fake corpse that you immediately drop for Death, leaving him confused and in the dust!
[(This tool will work only when you take damage that would otherwise kill you.)]

The delicate shielding of your will and integrity by your very own Auto-Ringer will work in a 6-step rule:
1. You'll be invincible for a quarter-second!
2. You'll be invincible for a quarter-second!
3. You'll be invincible for a quarter-second!
4. You'll be invincible for a quarter-second!
5. You'll be invincible for a quarter-second!
6. Sorry lad, time to sign your actual death warrant.
[(Your health will be replaced with 5 special HP.
Any and all damage will just reduce it by 1 and give you invincibility for a quarter-second.)]

Beware though, this thing will use up all it's potential when you finally put it out of it's misery, as it will disintegrate back to the very essence of creation itself!
[(This is a one-use item; if you decloak, it will drop and vaporize itself out of your hands.)]

After all of this, your integrity will restore itself back to a desirable state, fine and dandy.
Fine and dandy for running away, that is.
Don't go running back to Death again! But otherwise, if you are, then can I trust you with this mail to give to Death? I'm sure he'll love it.
[(Your special HP will convert itself by a very simple calculation of (HP * 10) / 2
Example:
5 HP = 25 HP.
3 HP = 15 HP.
1 HP = 5 HP.)]


- Your corpse will carry a copy of the Auto-Ringer in it's hands. Beware of this, as other players can see it and know you faked your death.
- There are no ConVars. Sadly.