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Items that I'd like to be released as a mod in the Emporium that never has for some reason, i'm happy to recompile the stuff etc if that's what's stopping these from being released. It's kinda a real shame.
Items (196)
The Coco Bongo
Created by Evil_Knevil
Hey pachuco!

-All class
-Paintable
-5 styles
-Lod0, 1 & 2

-Texture by NassimO (http://steamcommunity.com/id/nassimo/)
-Model by Evil_Knevil (http://steamcommunity.com/id/evil_knevil/)
-SFM plane model by Ruskeydoo (http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ruskeydoo/...
Stargazer's Scrambler
Created by Rain↯
This item was removed from all test programs but strangely disappeared after a visit from an unknown french investor to our facility.

- Sphere moves by jigglebone

Special thanks to Grandzeit for the item name....
Demo's Smissmas Gifts
Created by multitrip
Nothing beats the classics....
The Silver Finish
Created by Sparkwire
Kick off the space race with the faint sounds of 'beep-beep-beep', beamed directly from a few feet behind you.




Paint and jiggles included :)...
Jester's Jingler
Created by Sparkwire
Only the purest of Evils announces itself with the soft tinkling of bells.

Jiggles and has lods and stuff, I promise!


Remember to follow me to see what I make next, and thumb u...
Riveter's Raiment
Created by CoreVixen
We Can Burn It!

3 LODs...
Sengoku Scorcher
Created by Pie_Savvy
Now they think you're a real Sengoku Sensei with this historically accurate battle armor, all going according to keikaku.

(TL Note: keikaku means plan)


Helmet is here:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=237969018...
Pyro The Menace
Created by JPRAS
Pyro now has overalls!

Make your Pyro impersonate the engineer, be a gardener, a gas jockey, a tricksy kid. The possibilites are endless!

Features:
-LOD 0 (694 Tris)
-2x 512px Diffuse (Red+Blue)
-256px Normal...
Time Traveler
Created by Rotzlöffel
Did you know that you can see through metal glasses in the future?

-Paintable!...
Invisible Ishikawa
Created by AyesDyef
A sneaky ninja robe, careful you don't get caught, or you might get cooked!...
Tenugui Disguise
Created by AyesDyef
This multipurpose towel will keep your face hidden while you sneak out during the night!...
Night Driver Jacket
Created by Norman3D
A sporty diamond jacket for the scout! Now I know there a few jackets in the game already, but not many long sleeved ones. And I also loved Drive so I wanted to hint at it. The scout is a real human bean you guys!
Hope you like it! Rate & Follow Me!

Ch...
Scouts Honour [Update]
“Those other mercs just don’t know how to appreciate nature like you do. Plants, animals, naturally occurring ammo and health containers, NATURE has it all!!”

[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/0b717d9b970fddbf4c272b49083e2522/tumblr_n0qk3kBssq1qixci7o1_2...
Caretaker's Kimono
Created by AyesDyef
Featured map: arena/koth_suijin
A lovely japanese themed map, get it here today![forums.tf2maps.net]
A collection of Haiku by poem masters.

Running through fire,
Bullets, rockets and grenades,
To heal my a
...
Marchrius Mousse
Created by AyesDyef
The hair to have when you absolutely have to rocket jump behind enemy lines and not in a discreet way at all.

Combine this hairdo with the Muscle Sluggers!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=224544435...
Muscle Sluggers
Created by AyesDyef
Arms designed for cracking hulls and crushing skulls, and occasionally smashing cars.

Combine these bulky muscles with the Marchrius Mousse!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=224546255...
El Duderino [Glasses + Beard]
Created by donhonk
"Da, this aggression will not stand, comrade. "

Shades and a grizzled Goatee for Heavy.

Featuring:
Env-mapped Lenses
Facial Flexes
UPDATED - Paintability!

Please visit the whole set and vote, thank you. :)
...
Furious Flyer
Created by Pie_Savvy
This handy Rocket fuel powered jetpack allows you to make sure that your enemies feel the fury.

Because without the jetpack, they're only a wee bit mad....
Downed Dungarees
Created by Bapaul
By the end of the day you'll be walking around in your underwear but at least you look hip and cool and snazzy now.

Concept/Texture by Blaholtzen
Model/Texture finishes by Bapaul...
The Full Measure
Created by AyesDyef
When it comes to lab safety, there are no half measures.

An alternate style for the Sous Chef Smock!...
Sous Chef Smock
Created by AyesDyef
Tantalize your taste buds and twist your tongue!

An alternate style for the Full Measure!...
El Villano Cliché
Created by Psyke
Want to achieve the pinnacle of sinister haute couture?

Then why not try this dashing pencil mustache and eye-patch combination

It's the perfect gift for any uprising crime-lord or maladjusted CEO of a law firm

Paintable!
Facial Flexed!
Misc + Hat compa...
Check'd Mate!
Well plaid....
Baltic Bubbler
Created by Progg
Presenting the Baltic Bubbler, the very best in underwater survival equipment.

Includes full paintability, jigglebone snorkel apparatus, and proper LODs.

Only a fool would leave home without one....
Secret Movember
Created by multitrip
no longer undercover

-Facial Flexes
-Paintable...
Bright Bulbs
Created by Psyke
We're not too sure how pyro manages to power these things...

Festive and Paintable!
Glowing!
Flickering/pattern lights!
Comes with lods!
Team coloured!

Texture by Psyke
Model by MrTinder
Concept by RetroCitrus. http://retrocitrus.tumblr.com/...
Mother Russia
Created by E-Arkham
Hell hath no fury like a man dressed as an old Russian woman scorned.

Collaboration with Void....
Deer Departed
Created by Rain↯
"Tis the season to wear a dead reindeer on your head."


- Paint
- Allclass

Credits:
- ❄Squareflake❄: Concept
- Rain❄: Model/texture
- Holly_Jolly_Knevil: Class porting
- Sn❄wwire: Rigging...
The Nuclear Winterwear
Created by void~
Patrolling the Badlands almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter....
Rudy's Bell
Everyone loves a huge bell.

Now all class!...
Rudy's Horns (Not Lobster Claws)
Made from 100% real plastic!

Now for all classes!...
Fuchsin's Spikes
Created by Sparkwire
"First goddamn week of winter"...
The Snow Dog
Created by Sparkwire
"Anybody touches me, and we go."

Paintable!...
Old Mann Winter
Created by donhonk
Heavy has been out in cold too long.

FEATURES:
Paintability!
Facial Flexes!
Icicles in your beard!...
Botwoker's Board
Created by Psyke
Yo buddy.

Check out this awesome lookin' snowboard i got here

And please dont pay no attention to tha' fact it's a kiddie-sized model alright?

Paintable!
Comes with lods!
Team coloured!
show your love of EXTREME WINTER SPORTS.

Model by Evil_Knevil
Text...
The Puff Papa
Created by JPRAS
A puff coat for Heavy for this Winter's event.

Features:

-Paintability;
-LOD 0, 1, 2.


Concept: Square
Model: JPRAS
Texture: Texman...
Flaps-Up Cap
Created by DeR‎osaJ
Show everyone your true manliness by exposing your ears to the harsh winter cold

-For all classes
-Team-colored; plaid section is compatible with paint
-The sheepskin wool is ultra cozy...
The Stabber's Scarf
Created by Hawf
This is the undercover fashion police! Put your hands in your pockets and stick your left hip out...
There you go!...
Abdominal Snowman
Created by Rain↯
A nice little vest made from an incredibly endangered animal, so you can keep warm when you step outside to make snowcones for your guests!

Credits:
Void: Concept/texture
Rain*: Model/Promo's

Special thanks:
- Holly_Jolly_Knevil
- Sparkwire
- Mr...
St. Nick's Boom Mushroom
Created by Rain↯
Ye'd bey surprised at hoo much eeg nog Ah can hide in mey baird!

- Paintable
- Flexed

Serious_Greg: Concept
Spark: Normals/Assets
Rain* Model/Texture
Neodement: Flexing/Assets...
From Mother, With Love.
Created by Rain↯
For the kids who aren't main character-enough to get an invisibility cloak, there's always christmas socks from your real girl back home: your mother.

Void: Concept/Texture/charts
Rain*: Model/Promo's...
The Party Animal
Created by DeR‎osaJ
-For all classes
-Team-colored; paint-compatible
-Comes with obnoxious confetti on your shoulders
-Horn extends during certain facial animations...
The Hockey Helmet
Created by maniac™
For tough guys only!

- paintable
- toothless
- jiggleboned straps
http://steamcommunity.com/id/maniac_tm/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440...
The Tsar Bomber
Created by void~
With this comfortable, trendy, and stolen jacket of the Flying Fists bomb squadron, now you too can deliver the world's most devastating device ever detonated by man - in style!...
Teutonic Toque
Created by Psyke
Look doktor! Matching hats!

Is best gift for sure da?

SAY HEAVIES GIFT IS BEST.

Paintable!
Jiggleboned!
Comes with lods!
Team coloured!
Matches the Tough-guys Toque!

Concept by Serious_greg
Model By Evil_Knevil
Texture by Psyke...
The Frostbitten Horns
Created by Rain↯
Be the veteran of the snowball fight.

Creds:
- Serious Greg: Concept
- Rain*: Model/texture...
Silverback Slipover
Created by Rain↯
Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing you'll be hunting for is an outfit that looks good!

Credits:
Void: Concept/Texture
Rain*: Model/Texture Assets/Promo's

Special thanks:
- Holly_Jolly_Knevil
- Sparkwire
- Mr.Gibble...
The Heady Yeti
Created by Sparkwire
not many animals can go face to face with a massive russian man, and this yeti is...was no exception. wear his incredibly exotic pelt as a remind that man is king of animal.



Special thanks to Logrey!...
Youngster's Yarmulke
Created by Svdl
Keep your head covered.

Paintable....
Montezuma's Marshalls
Created by Sparkwire
*Suggest a description! Maybe it'll get used... who knows..........*...
Shamans Symbols
Created by Sparkwire
*Suggest a description! The spookier the better!!*...
Mall-Father
Created by multitrip
resubmit...
The Plain Plaid Shirt
Created by boomsta
Just an old torn shirt.

Model Texture and Normal Map - Boomsta
Initial Concept - Viktorie
Coincidental Concept - Cobalt...
The Feathertop
Created by boomsta
Some say there is a brain under that hat.

Model and Normal map - boomsta
Texture - JPRAS
Concept - Viktorie...
The Stuffed Shirt
Created by boomsta
So stuffed that it is bursting from the sleeves.

Please note that this part of the item only includes the default torn sleeves, hay, and noose.

Model - boomsta
Texture - JPRAS
Initial concept - Viktorie
Coincidental Concept - Cobalt...
Madman's Mix
Created by Cipher
Spooky syringes to complete your mad scientist look this Halloween.

What are they filled with? Some sort of pestilent alien disease? A deadly brain-deteriorating neurotoxin? Kool-Aid? Who knows!

Model/rigging by Ritz
Texture/Promos by Hideous...
Space Operator
Created by Sparkwire
This revolver is made using a top secret australium-based alloy that lets it fire the most concentrated energy beams on the market.
However unlike those measly other energy weapons out there you wont be able to just crank a lever to charge this up, but rat...
The Snitch
Created by Constructor
A gun based on the Mauser C96 for the Spy. That is all.




Remember to check out the coat to go with this gun here:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=176233294...
The Pork Pie
Created by Sky
All-class pork pie hat with a sash. Contains neither pork nor pie.
Default color is close to the default dark color on most classes vest and bags.

Features:
- All class.
- Paintable (main hat and sash stripe).
- LODs 0, 1 on all classes.

Also comes with...
Duffer's Duds
Created by Psyke
Aye' lad stop right there.

I'll have ye know these slick lookin' fourstar pants are the height of fashion all the way from holes one ta' nine!

Paintable!
Team coloured!
Traditional pattern!
Misc compatable!

Model/SFM renders by SVDL
Texture by Psyke...
Pop'a Cap
Created by Sparkwire
*NOTICE*the sfm posters got buggy but i'll have them fixed soon.*NOTICE**

Pop'a Cap: Thuggin cap for a thuggin dude

Straight outta boston.
...
Sullivan's Mad-Stache (and eyebrows)
Created by Roast
Get the furious, fightin' facial hair of the champ. Lockjaw Sullivan: Champion bare-knuckle boxer.
PAINTABLE!...
Hair of a Champion (hair only)
Created by Roast
Get the 'do of Lockjaw Sullivan, greatest bare-knuckle boxer that ever was!
PAINTABLE!...
Swiller's Side Cap
Created by Q.
Based on the Scottish Glenngarry Bonnet....
Hatpocalypse now
Created by Peka
The smell, you know that gasoline smell, on the koth point. Smelled like...

(tags: apocalypse now)...
Rebel without a Hat
Created by Roast
James Dean was a cool guy....
Deathdealer's Depth Diver V2
Created by Primrose
Because playing with fire got boring.

Version 2 of the Deathdealer's Depth Diver! With updated textures and a newer model, some fixed rigging. Works better with hats and miscs now!

Paintable!
2 Lods!

Concept redrawn by the very talented [url=htt...
The Fat Cat
Created by Ruskeydoo
“There are many roads to wealth and power. Whichever one you travel, make sure you're riding in a limousine.”

Features:
Full sleeved shirt and waistcoat. With some shirts it is acceptable to roll the sleeves up, with others it is not.
Full collar, as oppo...
Mr. Fancy Pants
Created by Ruskeydoo
“Perfect for attending to a wedding, setting someone's feet in concrete, or accepting a government bailout you intend to never repay.”

Features:
High waisted trousers with a wide pinstripe, and wingtip brogues.
Paintable pinstripe and brogue body, please ...
Tomb Topper
Created by Rain↯
I know its heartless to dig your own uncle's grave, But if your find this fancy headwear with these beutiful things on it. Its hard to say- HELP! THEY MOVE, THEY ARE EATING MY BRAIN! GET THEM OFF ME!

- Paintable maggots!
- All class...
Light Lenses
Created by Hawf
Paintable glow in the dark lenses for the Pyro....
The Cavedigger
Created by Zoey
Did you know; the leading cause of casualities within mining facilities is caused by bloodthirsty canaries? And did you also know that these very canaries are also in league with the Duck Mafia?

Protect your noggin from their murderous claws with this pr...
The Southern Charm
Created by Ducksink
keeping your enemies close and your hair closer.

1 lod, paintable...
Antarctic Cowboy
Created by Svdl
If something horrible threatens the world, only a real American (or anyone with a flamethrower) can save the day.

For Engineer, Pyro, Scout and Soldier. Paintable....
Sky-High Tops
And they said stapling bits of card in the shape of wings to your shoes would only slow you down!

Concept/design: Fudgie Wudgie
Model/rigging: The Heartsman
Texture/paint: Frying Dutchman
Idea/inspiration: Merczy...
Singed Sundae
Created by Rain↯
Beat the sun, sweat, and flesh wounds of Dustbowl with this refreshing hat!

Concept was made by Retrocitrus.
Desc was made by TheBrownHatter.

- Paintable
- Teamcollors
- Lod's
- Epic...
The Tasmanian Trailblazer
Created by Wowza
Keep away the sun with your fancy pith hat, and fend off dangerous animals with your manly facial hair.

Texture by Frying Dutchman.
SFM Promos by DatDrunkenSoldier.

Part of the Smashing Safari set.
-Paintable
-2 LODs...
Lil' Moe
This isn't a style choice, we just suffer from 'selective baldness'....
Sgt. Softhead
Created by JPRAS
Sgt. Softhead - A Sergeant Hat for Soldier.


Features:

Paintability;
LOD 0 and LOD 1....
The Short Straw
Protect your head from the harmful summer rays, with this super-cool straw hat. Comes with backup sun-galsses.

Idea/concept: Retrocircus
Everything else: The Heartsman...
Vilén
Created by Svdl
Hat with hair.
Paintable....
Hawaiian Habit (Sniper)
Created by Sparkwire
Perfect way to relax on a hot summers afternooon...
Hawaiian Habit (Heavy)
Created by Sparkwire
Perfect way to relax on a hot summers afternooon...
Hawaiian Habit (Scout)
Created by Sparkwire
Perfect way to relax on a hot summers afternooon...
The Bone-Dry Britches
Created by Rain↯
Stay hot on the trail of your enemy with these refreshingly cool cargo shorts and desert boots.
...
Tropic Thunder Thighs
Created by caseytube
Whether it’s a beautiful day in Egypt or a lazy afternoon in Teufort, never chafe again with these terrific tropical trunks!

Includes two LODs, team colors, verified to work in-game, no clipping with any other Pyro items, and paintability!...
Mildly Mannered Mann
Created by runglance
Gregory Peck fan?
Hows about Cary Grant?...ahem..
Brylcreem anyone?

-Paintable

*Comes with custom glasses but will have to wait till import tool supports styles....
Comrade's Comb
Created by Rain↯
- This sticky honey comb snack really is the bee's knees! (warning may contain bee's knees)

name/desc creds:
- Square
- Shadoxa...
Nightstalker
Created by Daimao
Reworked the mesh from my original goggles to something geometrically acceptable (1,400 tris@LOD0, 1,000@LOD1, 700@LOD2) and redid the textures.

Glows-in-the dark and supports (ALL) paint.

Now with extra gold star. Model and texture by yours truly, S...
Plan B
Created by Primrose
Quick! Your attempted Puff'n'Sting ambush on that heavy failed miserably on account of the fact that you don't have the Axtinguisher even equipped! Hide! In the nearby 50 foot deep pool that is. They'll never expect a pyro to be in the water next time they...
Shortest Straw Re-import
Created by Gerre
Uploaded with the new importer. It has jigglebones....
Ursa Major
Created by Ruskeydoo
A bear skin mantle for the Heavy.

The general rule is to not mess with the silhouettes of the characters, as this effects recognition. In this case I am doing just that, but hopefully in a way that exaggerates and enhances the exisitng silhouette....
Wetworker
Created by Svdl
Never get blood on your suit again.

Note: does not protect against any other substance....
Combustible Lemon Launcher V1.2
Created by Sparkwire
Resubmitted to add some critical fixes


Best idea ever: (it should work the same except be a secondary, not a primary as noted in the comment.)

Fish R Friends 4 hours ago
Would it be possible to have a primary that goes with this that shoots propul...
The Glassassin
Created by Sparkwire
The Glassassin





best stat so far

Zorgon {BBG} {Shinigami} Jan 29, 2013 @ 8:24am
does not look like spicicle. Seems like it could be something like: killing/backstabbing an enemy with this weapon causes them to explode into "thousands" of smal...
The Cerebrospinal Reserve
Created by Sparkwire
"If we had a little bit of this ourselves, maybe we'd have thought of a description by now."



Make sure to vote on the companion misc, The Cortex Command!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=95207402...
The Beelzebub Look
Ever felt true hate? Pure hate. A hate that is infinite and unforgiving? Ever felt it growing either side of your brain, pressing on your temples wishing only to be relsead from it's boney prison?

Well, so did these guys, and now they have some awesome lo...
Double Trouble
Created by Pogo
Sometimes you just need a litte more bullet.

The Six Barrel Serenade
The Desperado...
Unfinished Building 1859
part of the new construction in the pocket
! - new texture. new model
! - added smoke effect on the soldering-iron
! - added self-luminous on the lamp...
Invasion of the not quite deer
Created by Napy Da Wise
Include 2 styles : Horny and sleighboy...
Suspicious Stetson
Created by Pogo
From Rogue Enterprises, the HatCam 4. If you look real close you can just about see the camera....
The Yard Work
Created by Indigo
Now it's your chance to become a gnome!

Hat - Head Slot - 512x512 Diffuse and Normal Map
Beard - Misc Slot - 512x512 Diffuse and Normal Map
...
Glacial Gauntlets
Created by Mr. Tinder
Revenge is a dish best served cold...
Ol' Geezer (Remake)
Created by Mnemo
Changelog, Version 1.I don't even know anymore:

- Added one lod
- Increased the amount of geometry on the brim for a much smoother model
- Remade the geometry on the belt near the buckle
- Sank in the top of the hat a bit for a more interesting appea...
Unlicensed Plumber's Cap
Created by Mnemo
V4 Changelog:
- Reworked the mesh to be less floopy
- Modeled in the circular logo
- Completely new texture
- Completely new VMT

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A generic hat for a generic man. Just don't tell him the intelligence is in a...
Counterintelligence Credentials
Created by Frump
Resubmission because I accidently deleted the last one. It was at 1200 ratings, let's see if we can't get there again!

A fake passport is an essential tool for every Spy. A Disguise Kit alternative with unique skins for each team!

Additional Images:...
Fountain Pain
Created by Mother
Based off a novelty nudity pen. When the pen is flipped (upon backstab) her clothes come off.

Since the image isn't uploading, the animation can be seen here:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19306897/NUDEPEN.gif
(NOTE: Old iteration)...
All terrain slayer
Created by Manuca
This is camouflage hat for Sniper, since that real snipers must be mimicked with the envinoment in order to not be noticed. It's just an idea of camouflage.

http://polymesh.xpg.uol.com.br/album.html?title=TF2...
Concept-Camo Softcap Style
Created by Larolaro
After having so many requests for this to be submitted to workshop, here it is!

Camo style for the softcap based on the camo-badge softcap featured in the original concept of the tankbuster set i created.

*Note
To those who think this is stolen and ...
GoldFinger
Created by Arcaltarion
Bigger Pics!:
http://i55.tinypic.com/20obc2.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/mbpnkp.jpg

"Better than some non-unusual, non-genuine, non-promotional, non-vintage hats!"
-Engineer...
Irene
Created by Gerre
Part of my Polycount Contest entry, a hillbilly themed Engineer pack. The pitchfork is removeable....
The Slick Hick Straw Style
Created by Gerre
Alternate style for the Slick Hick....
The 30lb Fists
Created by Sparkwire
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bus.

Melee to go with The 3lb Trigger.

It's single handed and uses the bat animations because it isnt possible to add any other animations right now, and would make it too much work for valve to add....
The Handymann
Created by Rozzy
Every professional tradesman knows that to fix something you just need to wack it with a hammer really hard....
The Space Diver
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "From the Earth to the Moon and Back Again" Set...
The Moonwalkers
Created by Sparkwire
You've got the whole wide world in your hands.


Part of the "From the Earth to the Moon and Back Again" Set...
Jupiter Jetpack
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "From the Earth to the Moon and Back Again" Set...
A Head Full of Hot Air
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "From the Earth to the Moon and Back Again" Set...
Budenovka
Created by GrayFox
Super military cap "Budenovka" for Heavy!

Budenovka (bogatyrka, frunzevka) - shaped headdress soldiers of the Workers 'and Peasants' Red Army.

- ADDED PAINTABLE
- 2 LODs
- 3 Textures (512 x 512), (2) color map and normals map...
Mans Best Friend
Created by Ducksink
who needs friends when you can buy items

Style: Publisher

paintable, 2 lods, all class

Other style : http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276025963...
The Departed
Created by Ducksink
who needs friends when you have a slick hair-do

paintable!...
The Oil Slick
Created by Sparkwire
its a gun

Concept: Texman
Texture: Rain
Model:Sparkwire...
Le Sneaky Peeper
"I hate stairs."

Got some top secret spy stuff to get done? Why not do it with less balaclava? Sure, this alternative may reveal a little more of your identity than usual-- but it DOES look cool.



[img]https://38.media.tumblr.com/cee2e79bca634e07d920bc0...
The Survival Gear
Created by Dusty Showbiz
Come's with everything you need to survive on the battlefield... includes a free Thompson machine gun ( Bullets not included)...
Camo Cap
Created by Dusty Showbiz
At least you will look good when you are dead!

*Team Colors
*Paintable
*All round sexyness...
The Hightower Hollowpoint
Created by Sparkwire
"The earth's surface curves out of sight at a distance of 66 city blocks. Sometimes you just need to ruin a fancy dinner party from the other side of town."

*OLD NAME: "The Automatic Assassin"*

Check out the other item in this 2 part weapon set!

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The Road Block
Created by Sparkwire
"Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke ♥♥♥♥♥♥."

Check out the other item in this 2 part weapon set!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=279359783...
The Quick Cut
Created by Merczy
You may think the name has something to do with speed, but in reality your barber just screwed you over.

-3 LODs

Model, Texture, Renders by Merczy.
BP Icons by Merczy with additional help From Void~...
The Ex-Con
Created by Sparkwire
Disclaimer: Wearing someone elses face for extended periods of time is hazardous to your/their self-image.

What better way to sneak out of prison than by wearing your old inmates face as a mask?




Compatible with all hats and miscs!

Fully flexed!



Ch...
The Insecurity Locks
"See, I told you I wasnt bald! Nope that was just a trick hahahha... ha..."

Be sure to check out the other item in the set, 'Le Sneaky Peeper'...
Vitals Vest
Created by donhonk
This snug vest will protect you, as well as provide emergency supplies....
Battle Boonie
Created by donhonk
Wicks away rain and keeps the sun out while doing field work!...
The Galaxy Ranger
Created by E-Arkham
"Son, you done come to the wrong part of the universe."

Another hologram-themed item for the space update. Paintable!

Take a look at some of my other space themed items:

[img...
The PipeBomb
Created by FiveEyes
"Now you can smoke a pipe while you smoke others by connecting pipes much like that Bioshock hacking minigame"

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- Paintable

- Glows in the dark

- Facial Flexed

- Has Smoke

Model/Texture/SFM - FiveEye...
The Ass Whooper
Created by ✨SediSocks✨
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE PRIVATE WEEDLE.
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Pocket-Mann Badges
Created by Gigazelle
WHICH ONE OF YOU WEASELS IS READY FOR AN ♥♥♥-WHOOPIN'?!...
The Street Killer
Created by Seeaitch
"Hit the bricks, pal. You're done!"

Sometimes you just gotta look at your friend and say: "Let's do this!" And afterwards go out and dominate the whole server!..

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The Buffoon's Bucket
Created by ✨SediSocks✨
Its not quite a bucket, but I don't think he'll realise.

Model and texture by SedimentarySocks
Promo materials by Colteh...
The Sole Survivor
Created by Ducksink
not really tho because you'd probably die first

paintable...
pants
Created by Ducksink
run like the wind only not as fast...
scout_hat
Created by Ducksink
now you can pretend you're cool too


the hair is paintable...
Hot of Dogness
Created by Sparkwire
Yes, the title is a Heart of Darkness pun.


The most humilating thing since sliced bread.

Jiggleboned with realistic weiner physics, perfect for slapping your enemies and even comrades silly.




ALL CLASS SAUSAGE...
Poncho Villa
Created by Merczy
Dangerous. Mysterious. A little Dusty.

-2 LODs

Model by Merczy
Textures and BP Icons by Void~
Rigged and Unwrapped by SedimentarySocks
Additional Help from ZombiePlasticClock...
The Propagandist
Created by Ducksink
everyone has that one fun uncle who always knows how to make you laugh, follows you around everywhere and writes everything you do on a flipbook

I want you to upvote this!

paintable, has flexes...
Brute's Budenovka
Created by Svdl
These were worn for a long time before everyone realized how ridiculous they looked.

See matching coat here!...
Phoenix Fade
Created by Svdl
Make sure to get some dye and the prettiest earrings you can find.

See matching armor here...
The Unhealthy Lifestyle
Created by Ducksink
Let my mustache take you in


paintable!...
Samurai Suneate
Created by Demon!
Join your knightly, desert marauding, scourge-of-the-seven-seas friends with this fashionable (and functional!) piece of Edo-style armor!

A set of samurai shin guards and geta fit for any katana wielding warrior.

-Paintable!

-3 LODs!...
The Recruit Suit
Created by CoBalt
Stealth is not overrated.

- Paintable
- LODs
- Feel invisible...
The Soft Treads
Created by CoBalt
Tread lightly.

- Paintable
- Waterproof
- Good traction...
The Troop's Topper
Created by CoBalt
No one will ever see your forehead.

- Paintable
- One size fits all...
The Backup Jacket
Created by Sparkwire
"As comfortable and practical this jumpsuit is, it never hurts to have an extra jacket for when the weather turns"...
Kung-Fu Koat
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
*** NEW VERSION OF THIS ITEM IS HERE: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=535429399

"A kickass coat to protect you from the House of Flying Crockets"


Also, vote for the other items to go with it!

[url=http://steamcommunity.com/...
the Oktobervest
Created by Doctor Birdbrain
Yet another not-quite lederhosen misc for the Medic, because why not?...
Kung Fu Kicks
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
*** NEW VERSION OF THIS ITEM IS HERE: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=535430223

"Who needs heroes when you have your trusty Flying Side Kick"

"All the other kids with the Kung Fu Kicks..."

Also, vote for the other items to go...
The Zip Zap
Created by Sparkwire
Relive the life of famous sportsman/writer Ernest Hemingway by shooting sharks and other non-aquatic creatures with this air-cooled, magazine-fed, automatic machine gun.



http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=309442686...
The Barraviewda
Created by Sparkwire
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Douse the fire within your heart by firing a bullet into someone else's.


*Possibility of having the barrel recoil on firing*


Check out the rest of the set!!!!

[url=http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetail...
Phobos Filter
Created by Sky
**Huge thanks to Psyke for making texture less ridiculously dull and eyes glow properly.**


100% effective at filtering out space.

Found in a derelict lunar spaceship containing lots of stahlhelms, body armor, machine guns and propaganda..... and no...
Ursa Miner_2
Created by Sky
Comes with two handy headtorches for mining moon cheese.

Found in a derelict lunar spaceship containing lots of stahlhelms, body armor, machine guns and propaganda..... and no means of producing food or oxygen.

Paintable + glowing torches.


Part of...
Orbital Overalls
Created by Wrench N Rockets
Survive deep space havoc with this pressure suit!

Adds torso, and upper leg suit and harnes, and metal arm cuffs....
Personal Protective Equipment
Created by Wrench N Rockets
Protect your exposed extremities with these rubber boots and glove!

Adds boots, lower pants, long sleeves, and left glove....
Marshal's Epaulette V3
Created by Tuna Melt
Settle any outstanding vendetta - and do it in style.

Reworked to not conflict with class badges....
Survivalist's Beard
Created by GetGrenade
Only the strong survive.

Paintable, Flexed....
Kelvin 9000
Created by Q.
The Kelvin series is the most reliable computer ever made. It is, by any practical definition of the words, incapable of error. That is why you have decided to bolt one to your face....
Sun Shield
Created by Sky
Protect your eyes from the harsh glare of the Mercurian sun with this fancy reflective visor and headset.

- Paintable visor, mic, antenna end, wires and buttons. (Colors similar to cream spirit by default).
- Reflective Visor
- 3 LODs, 2 textures
- N...
The Rebel Rag
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "City On Fire" set.

Sorry about the weird clipping on the gloves / forearms, that's a display bug from hlmv and there isn't any way around it afaik. It works perfectly fine ingame :)...
The Plate Metal Clompers
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "City On Fire" set...
The Tough Stuff
Created by Sparkwire
Part of the "City on Fire" set.

Sorry about the weird clipping on the gloves / forearms, that's a display bug from hlmv and there isn't any way around it afaik. It works perfectly fine ingame :)...
The Greasetrap
Created by donhonk
A few oil spills here and there, but this leather jacket is still stylin'.

Features:
Paintability!
Plaid!


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=260434132
^ VOTE ON THE OTHER ITEM IN TH...
Mechanic's Mop
Created by donhonk
A hardworking haircut for a hardworking mann.

Features:
Paintability
Self-Ilum on the Cigarette
Facial Flexes

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=260434785
^ VOTE ON THE OTHER...
The Shrapnel Shredder
Created by Ertz™
"Strike fear into your enemies heart as you ravage the battlefeild with the ultimate weapon crafted from the red army's best metal workers and a dud missle that landed in your backyard"

Minigun for heavy

Comes with ...

- 3 lods

Credits:

Co...
The Castro Cap
Created by Ertz™
"Be an icon of a historical conflcit between 2 super powers with this nifty ol' cap!"

Cap for heavy

Comes with ...

- 2 lods
- normal map
- team colours


Credits:

Concept: Mr. Gibbly
Model/Texture/Promos: Ertz

Part of the Communist Com...
Skullcap
Created by Svdl
Kill Bill

Paintable....
The Farmer's Collective
Created by Sparkwire
There's many men forget their proper station

And still are meddling with the administration

*Added Styles*...
Bee Cave Slim
"A steam loco's like a woman. Feisty, moody, full of energy and unpredictable as all hell. But you care for and treat 'em right, by god they'll care for you two times over"...
Chest Pain
Created by donhonk
Let's see if you remember the basics of CQC...

Features-
Paint that shiz!
Radical Knife.
Perfect for the Jungle! :^)...
Uncombed Combat
Created by donhonk
Some leave war as a changed man. Others just have more hair.

FEATURES-
Paint!
Flexes!
Jigglebones!
Perfect for the Jungle :^)...
Blasting Baggies
Created by Bapaul
Not so bomb proof as the name may imply.

SFM poster by Munchy...
Moonboots
Created by crazy-g
One small step for a man, one giant leap for Mann Co....
Intergalactic Gadgets
Created by multitrip
Introducing the Mann.Co Holocron-3000™! Amaze your friends with your own portable Holographic Projection Device! Includes the Comptron Portable™ for programming new projections! (Warning: experimental Hologram technology may or may not be related to severe...
War Face
Created by Svdl
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Paintable, flexed model, not a retexture of his face.
Styles possible....
The Deep-Sea Monstrosity (v2)
Created by Rain↯
**Updated texture**

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the deepest oceans, where a man would be crushed like a tin can and everything wants to eat you. Actually, why did you ever think that was a safe place to go?

- Jigglebones
- Glowing p...
Batsaber
Created by Mnemo
Part of the 'Scout Cadet' set, featuring the following items:

Cadet Visor - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314525991
Cadet Boots - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314516867...
Cadet Visor
Created by Mnemo
Part of the 'Scout Cadet' set, featuring the following items:

Batsaber - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314552430
Cadet Boots - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314516867...
Cadet Boots
Created by Mnemo
Part of the 'Scout Cadet' set, featuring the following items:

Batsaber - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314552430
Cadet Visor - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=314525991...
Points of Articulation
Created by boomsta
When purchasing a brand new action figure, it is common practice to boil the figure and loosen the joints. If you find yourself being boiled alive by your brand new action figure, however, don't call the police. They won't believe you....
Faux Pecs
Created by boomsta
Looking for a little more action to add to your figure? This lead-painted chestpiece will keep your favorite toy going and going - and as long as you inhale the noxious paint fumes, it'll keep you going, going, gone....
Dollface
Created by boomsta
Fun fact: the first known man to call someone "dollface" was actually screaming it in terror. "Dollface! Dollface!" the man screamed as he ran down the streets, chased by a homicidal porcelain doll. An innocent bystander mistakenly took it as a compliment ...
The Rooster's Greasy Locks
Created by boomsta
Being out on the range makes it damn near impossible to wash your greasy locks....
Bridge Commander
Created by Populus
OPEN TRANSMISSION...
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3 Comments
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Apr 29, 2014 @ 2:04pm 
Needs more Demo stuff
TraxInfo Apr 28, 2014 @ 11:51pm 
PLZ ADD ELLIS CAP REPLACEMENT CUZ F2P NEEDS MORE SEXINESS
Arnie Apr 28, 2014 @ 9:13pm 
Those Emporium guys really do need their own collection (and for Sexy Robot to release that BLOCK HEAD'S BOWIE, SOLDIER MELEE) to showcase all the great stuff I see here and on FP that often goes without a mod.