How to farm DNA without challenges

This guide will simply teach you the easiest way to farm DNA without having to complete challenges. Because lets be honest here, some challenges are braindead easy *cough races cough* whilst others are quite difficult for no reason (abduction challenge in Area 42). Aka. EZ DNA BOI.

So you want that BIG DNA money huh?

Well here is the thing bucko. Challenges are either braindead easy, or f***ing annoying as all hell. But you want that big DNA money to buy upgrades from your dealer Pox? Well here is how you do that you massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd.

HURR DURR I USE THE ANAL PROBE!

So basically F**K the anal probe weapon. It is inefficient and a waste of your time (EXCEPT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE BRAIN OF THE PSYCHO MUTANTS THAT THE MAJESTIC SEND OUT) so other than the niche singular use of it, ignore it like it is a broken leg in a 100m dash.

Aight GOD TELL ME ALREADY YOU C*NT!

Fine b*tch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're f**king annoying aren't you? Easiest way to do this is use your brain extraction ability in late game areas. There are two ways of doing this, Either you will be a smart person and use either Razer Synapse to make a repeating button press extremely fast, OR, you will do it the old fashioned way and spam the F**K out of your 'E' key.

Concluding remarks

Why are you still reading this after i've already told you the answer to EXACTLY why you are here????? F**K OUTTA HERE AND MAKE SOME DAMN DNA MONEY!

[minty]

here's a little tip for you fellas:
once you get the infinite skate upgrade, the races get really easy to complete with 3 stars, and they're a decent source of DNA

[Stoney]

Indeed

[minty]

ah yes, aggressively telling people how to obtain in-game currency

[Stoney]

If you can figure out a better method than a bind, i'm all ears dude. Otherwise, your criticism is unconstructive at best.

[Hollow_Pointe]

Just press the E key? That's your guide? Some guide!

[Stoney]

Yoooooo good ♥♥♥♥ dude!

[Dazzle]

i managed to get abduction in area 42 done first try. hell yes

[Stoney]

And? It's for comedic purposes. If you legitimately feel negatively over the way I worded or phrased my guide, that is your issue my dude. Go cry on another guide dude. You literally are giving off that you have no life, going onto a guide meant to help people, and saying "Your guide is right but i don't like how you worded it harumph!".
Go play Destroy all Humans you absolute nerd/

[Armoured Jester]

I'm talking about your forced Chad routine. It reeks of manufactured "big ♥♥♥♥ energy" and I don't like it, so I'm calling you out.

[Stoney]

the "♥♥♥♥" was intentional, also what schtick? Last time I checked this is my second guide, and the first one was not like this one? question mark? lmfao.