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ALERT: Bowling

This map takes place after Cave Johnson died, but before GLaDOS went live. So the humans are still notionally in charge of Aperture. Your objective is the same as always: get to the exit alive.

If you fail, you might earn one of five death certificates as a consolation prize. You can take screenshots of these “achievements” by pressing F12, and then publish them to your Steam Community profile. That way your surviving friends and family can be regaled with the sheer awesomeness of your death.

On a final note, if you like this map, consider showing your appreciation by purchasing a commemorative shuriken at http://www.shapeways.com/shops/quirksomeworks. Remember, the best way to say “Thank You” begins with buying a deadly weapon!