Hack, Slash, Loot

Hack, Slash, Loot

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Boss Guide
By Critical Failure
This guide contains a description of the boss of each level of each quest. Here be heavy spoilers. You have been warned.
Journey to Kimon
Level 1: I hear there are rats the size of dogs down here.
Boss: Ratman

Level 2: A dungeon fit for a king.
Boss: Goblin King

Level 3: Dungeon exploring is torture.
Boss: Hobgoblin Torturer

Level 4: I have a baa-d feeling about this.
Boss: Cyclops Shephard

Level 5: Do you smell burning?
Boss: Oni
Battle for Stormrise
Level 1: What's cooking?
Friend: Human Chef

Level 2:
Friends: Zoo animals

Level 3:
Friends: 4 Knights

Level 4:
Boss: Doppelganger

Level 5:
Boss: Oni
Dark Hearts and Evil Minds
Level 1: Is magic just science you don't understand?
Boss: The Alchemist

Level 2: Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes?
Boss: Medusa

Level 3: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Friends: 3x Dwarves, The King and a Weirdo

Level 4: An eye for an eye.
Boss: Eye Stalk I forgot the whole name

Level 5: It's all in the mind.
3 Artifacts: Guldar's Helmet, Breastplate of Guldar, Etheral Shield
Mask of the Boy King
Level 1: The moon is very full tonight.
Boss: Werewolf

Level 2: The tombs look more regal here.
Boss: Skeleton Lyche Prince

Level 3: Raiding tombs is a pain in the neck.
Boss: Vampire King

Level 4: The king is dead! Long unlive the king!
Boss: Skeleton King

Level 5: Behold! The golden walled tomb of the boy king.
Boss: Mask Boy
Tower of Magus
Level 1: Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Bosses: 3 Witches

Level 2: Out of sight, out of mind.
Secret: Wizzard's Slippers

Level 3: When life gives lemonade, make lemonade.
Secret: Doppelganger machine

Level 4: The hybrid children watch the sea.
Boss: The Deep One?

Level 5: The endgame is afoot.
Boss: Geldoffon
They Dwell Beneath
Level 1: Here be dragons.
Boss: Celtic Wyrmling Dragon

Level 2: Never laugh at live dragons.
Boss: Saxon Youngling Dragon

Level 3: Come not between the dragon, and his wrath.
Boss: Celtic Adult Dragon

Level 4: When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out.
Boss: Saxon Mature Dragon, Friend: Chinese Ancient Dragon

Level 5: So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.
Boss: Saxon Ancient Dragon
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ManOfHonor Mar 20, 2014 @ 3:46am 
Runesword is Journey to the Kimon level 2 artifact.
ManOfHonor Mar 20, 2014 @ 3:39am 
Dark Hearts and Evil Minds...
Lvl 3 boss is Eye terror, "weirdo" on lvl2 was Cthulet in my playthrough, also I found an artifact somewhere... it's runesword...
ManOfHonor Mar 20, 2014 @ 3:35am 
I have the screenshot of the eye thing... let me upload...
BukPor Feb 14, 2014 @ 2:34am 
Tifa Dec 31, 2013 @ 5:14am 
ironguardian Nov 30, 2013 @ 4:05am 
Very good guide. Thanks a lot!
mistral Nov 12, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
Lethal Kittens Sep 21, 2013 @ 3:54pm 
Great Guide!