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ANGRY Medic Guide [v10]
By Stormsolid
How can I play the medic without letting my team/squad down? Watch this guide and you probably will never have thoughts like that again!
And maybe you'll have a laugh or two while watching :)

(This Guide has been translated into russian!)[forums.joinsquad.com]
Hello you peasants, I am Stormsolid and today I'm going to show you how to play the medic correctly on the battlefield since you monkeys need a passive aggresive doc to teach you
So let's get this ♥♥♥♥♥how started shall we?

Let me introduce you wannabe medics to your gear.

You have a rifle that goes pew use it to shoot bad guys.
if it goes out of ammo you take your smaller pew.
This is important since switching your weapon will be faster than reloading your main gun

okey the nade is self explenatory.

Listen here you little sh*t, the next piece of equipment is called a smoke grenade.
It is an important tool of every medic and thats the reason why I need to be a little bit more precise when talking about this.

If you are playing on the side of the battle that is heavily exporting freedom you should keep in mind that your smoke grenades open up to the right side
and if you are on the side that is importing freedom unwillingly you should keep in mind that your smoke grenades open up bidirectional.
It also can happen that you have a small open gab in the middle of your smoke, this varys and does not happen everytime so just keep it in mind.

A quick reminder for all the people who are to stupid to use them,
try to block enemy sight to the person you want to get to.
Don't just ♥♥♥♥ing throw the smoke grenades on them like you are trying to call in an airstrike
because if you do that the smoke acts like a rpg magnet, trust me.

Now to the medical stuff...
No matter on which side of the battle you stand on you have 6 of those babies, most casual idiots call them bandages even though their name are field dressings, I do it myself but I am not a
Left mouse button to use it upon other people and right click to use it on yourself.
To be as efficient as possible try to not get shot so you don't have to use them on your own worthless body.
If people are alive and they are bleeding tell them to bandadage themselves
Because for every bandage you use on a bleeding dimwit who could bandage himself you lose one opportunity to revive a dead guy
and you better cover them while they bandage and don't just sit there with your medicbag in your hands n

this is just a PSA
If Melbo or I see two medics on one guy
sick rhymes I know
but if our dirty and infected eyes see that kind of a behavior you have a ♥♥♥♥ing problem with us

okey so there is the medicbag too right?
That's the thing you use on soliders who are hurt but not bleeding. Easy.
Left symbol means you need to use a bandage and the right symbol means you need to use the medic bag.
you and your fellow heroes aka medics are the only people with this equiptment so look at it as the special equipment it is
one simple rule I follow with this tool is:
If I am suppost to heal you, you are suppost to cover me while I do that because if you look at me like I am a french model I will not kiss you but beat up with my medicbag

This following small section is for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who decided they don't want to be the brave man who plays the medic.
Everytime you cheeky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s don't cover but look at a medic while he is healing you, reload your ♥♥♥♥ing weapon like the deserved receiver of golfclub hits you are or surrender just when I bandaged you I will shoot a new squaddie in the knee.
And the last thing, if want me to ignore you please just scream medic a couple of hundred times like I am blind and can't see big red signs on my screen that tell me you are dead

so write down,
When a medic is healing me I will never ever look at him, I will cover the area so we don't get killed together,
I do NOT reload while I am getting healed, I will cover the are so we don't get killed together
If I see a medic running to my body on the map and I know I have to surrender because of some idiotic reason I tell the medic in local chat BEFORE he bandages me

and lastly,
set your priority on Squad leaders and other medics
never start a buddyteam with the second medic in the squad and try to keep a good 10 meter distance to him at any given moment

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=7Cav=SPC.Kelso.M Dec 19, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
Great video. Thank you for sharing.
.Tai. Dec 16, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
"Importing Freedom Unwillingly" Best squad video 10/10
Sea Bass Dec 14, 2017 @ 12:58pm 
Great stuff :D One thing to add, as a Medic STICK WITH YOUR DAMN SQUAD AND LET THE OTHERS GO FIRST! Medics breaching always makes me sad.
Stormsolid  [author] Dec 6, 2017 @ 11:53am 
@Crow good idea man, there was a guy saying that you should give people on the mortars the ability to also put the mortar markers on the map. Same stuff!
Barnes Dec 6, 2017 @ 11:48am 
A good thing to add is you can use the Medic Markers on the map to tell your squad where friendlies have been engaged and are taking casualties, kind of like a free SL comms in a way :steamhappy:
pecho Dec 4, 2017 @ 11:44pm 
you're a legend
Stormsolid  [author] Dec 3, 2017 @ 8:01am 
@Nobaru you better watch your mouth young boy >:(
@Avrop I don't know what you mean but I'll take it as a "Thanks to your guide I was able to get 33 revives on one match, I love you so much Stormsolid!". In that case, no problem. ;)
Moger Dec 1, 2017 @ 4:57am 
Well the fact that i got 33 revives the map is sumria
Gunny Nov 30, 2017 @ 12:58am 
bobby is the best medic of all time. death to the false pretender. DEAAAAAAAAAth