"#2496 +(678)- [X]<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.
#6147 +(324)- [X]<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end

<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
#6219 +(306)- [X]<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines.
#6469 +(113)- [X]<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your tongue
#6791 +(380)- [X]<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra

<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.

<Kelly> heh!
#7145 +(454)- [X]<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.
#10075 +(1486)- [X]<Vic> You there X?

<X> no

<X> ♥♥♥♥
#13414 +(228)- [X]<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good

<CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda"

<CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese

<CheesyPoofs> money is good

<CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese

<CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good

<sabia> okay whatever you say

<CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details
#17955 +(39)- [X]<tim``> i dont

<tim``> have pants

<tim``> im poor

<Unforgiven> lol

<Unforgiven> loin cloth?
#18339 +(522)- [X]* Magellan_ narrows his eyes at greylark

<Greylark> why me?

<Magellan_> because you started it

<Greylark> i didn't say anything about your imaginary girlfriend

<Magellan_> SHES NOT IMAGINARY!
#21000 +(35)- [X][03:11] (twistedps) i believe im highly antisocial.

[03:11] <aqualyricist> ha

[03:11] <nightbreed420> me to tps

[03:12] <aqualyricist> i am so antisocial that i write down my orders at fast food carryouts

[03:12] <aqualyricist> drive throughs are a ♥♥♥♥♥ tho

[03:12] (twistedps) haha yeah thats damn antisocial.
#23383 +(273)- [X]DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated

  Polytope: "useless"
#33555 +(-103)- [X]<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts

<godbody2> for an account on his site

<godbody2> had like a ill ass site

<Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat

<Tooth> then stick my ♥♥♥♥ on his adam's apple
#34037 +(251)- [X]<rizen> huge tits are not good

<rizen> but then

<rizen> I ♥♥♥♥ guys

<rizen> so take it as you will
#34242 +(186)- [X]<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> oppps bowl

<Diablos> tecmo bowel

<Diablos> hahaha

<DouXXX> LMFAO!

<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
#38301 +(261)- [X]<Max-> worse than ♥♥♥♥♥ 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?

<CUI> Max- That's not computer

<CUI> That's a calculator
#42089 +(20)- [X]<heheheoppsomglolz133t> ok if you're going to hunt fellow dorm members to feed on, would you get a girl, ♥♥♥♥ her then eat her?  My friend wouldn't b/c he'd feel like she'd be tainted

<lrrl> Gotta add the cream  filling

<lrrl> everyone knows that

<XX01XX> I don't think I'd be comfortable with having sex with something I planned on eating

<lrrl> XX01XX trust me it tastes better that way

<XX01XX> it's a perversion of the predator-prey relationship

<XX01XX> either be a sexual predator or a regular one.

<XX01XX> or at least wait 45 minutes between roles

<lrrl> how about 31 and you kill them first?

<XX01XX> oh... well, if they're already dead, that's different... then you're just tenderizing the meat

<lrrl> now you tell me....solves all my problems then

<heheheoppsomglolz133t> he won't even do it with a condom, says the smell would taint it

<XX01XX> (nonoxynol-9 on your steak)--

<XX01XX> if it's dead you don't even have to use the vagina... there are probably other newly created holes to be used
#46925 +(603)- [X]<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
#47390 +(74)- [X](Mobb-Deep) still using AO hell?

(tori_anus) no, shabbo.. it's just one of those aol shell accounts so i can be ereet
#57515 +(751)- [X]<gazzy> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
#58765 +(240)- [X]<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees

<AlpViper> is that bad

<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?

<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad

<AlpViper> oh dear
#60398 +(213)- [X]<|ReN|> reality is the 30 frames per second your little mind can comprehend.
#73615 +(97)- [X]<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe

<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking

<FiZi> Time for a shower booz

<WO-BOoz> nuts to that
#82808 +(780)- [X]<courtney> GOD! I hate periods!

<ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
#96038 +(-456)- [X]<QBiT> What happens wen all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are standing on the moon ?

<QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P
#105455 +(152)- [X]<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets

<fyre> say that to her@!

<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
#105843 +(473)- [X]<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and hello
#115192 +(416)- [X]Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!!  I am starting up a internet membership where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net.  Only catch is honesty about the types of cards you have.

Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.
#124761 +(236)- [X]< LittleJon> heh.... Kim just asked me what "bukkake" is.... so I told

             her to type the word in Google & hit "I'm feeling lucky."

< Lord_Pryo> lol!

< LittleJon> ....and she did it on Tixer's computer.

* Slide rofl!

< Lord_Pryo> :D

< Lord_Pryo> please tell me Tixer was there

< LittleJon> he came in towards the end, and said, "I'm gonna get in

             trouble!"
#139489 +(936)- [X]-> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :)

<OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD

<Lifespike> OPER, NO

<Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR

<@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

<Lifespike> nooo

<Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN

<Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX

<Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME

<LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT!

<Lifespike> really?

<LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST.

<Lifespike> what do i have to do?

<LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must ♥♥♥♥ every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O.

<Lifespike> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i never knew this was real

<Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear

<OperServ> DIE!

<MemoServ> DIE!

<NickServ> DIE!

<Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE

<Lifespike> ♥♥♥♥ THIS IM OUTTA HERE

*** Quits: Lifespike

<Ariakas> Wow.

<Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
#150273 +(29)- [X]<mjg> DrP, how the hell are you

<DrPoole> I am a slave to the money my friend.

<DrPoole> I am the nine, to, fiver

<mjg> I'm a 7 to sixer

<DrPoole> Yeah.

<DrPoole> I'm lost in office space world though.

<DrPoole> I get home, and have no interest in my home box. 

<mjg> TPS Reports?

<DrPoole> something like that.

<mjg> that reminds me, my coworker still has my copy of Office Space

<DrPoole> I pretty much sit at the tv, or I go to the bar with friends at night.

<mjg> go to the bar.  wi"