"#84 +(1002)- [X]<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass

<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
#771 +(88)- [X]<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
#1637 +(412)- [X]<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly too." -my cs professor
#2030 +(283)- [X]<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy.
#4825 +(365)- [X]*** Toramo has joined #---------

<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!

<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?
#6804 +(124)- [X]<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted

<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#8257 +(469)- [X]<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his ♥♥♥♥

<+Julie42> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his ♥♥♥♥.
#9565 +(179)- [X]<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?

<stoldark> rpm?

<[S]evered> 7200

<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?

<[S]evered> yes

<stoldark> mirroring or striping?

<[S]evered> connected
#13404 +(778)- [X]<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to refer to your barbecue with "her"

<@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the erotic feature set of a woman.

<@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a barbecue.

<@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.

<@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.

<@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue or a dead hooker.
#14568 +(147)- [X]<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME.

<prick> god just imagine, jojo your life

<prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS

<prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS.

<prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED

<prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....
#18231 +(30)- [X]<Wolf_> Oh ♥♥♥♥, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D

<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?

<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...
#20023 +(551)- [X]<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING

<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT

<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
#20459 +(168)- [X]<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"
#30543 +(125)- [X]<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy

<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
#32955 +(339)- [X]<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of?

<@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60 bucks Canadian!

<alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec

<Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice too.

* Theta furiously takes notes.
#33661 +(314)- [X]<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.
#36190 +(143)- [X]<skn3[ac]> ITS A RE-DESIGN

<Clubsoft> Its a ♥♥♥♥-UP :P
#37062 +(239)- [X]<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3

<DrPoole> never upgrade

<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001

<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
#38569 +(8)- [X]<robbie-a> for shure

<orion> sure*

<orion> ;[

<robbie-a> really?

<robbie-a> sure?

<robbie-a> ♥♥♥♥ thats whack
#39998 +(239)- [X]<scabb> Pfft. Rape? No. Love at first sight.
#46023 +(660)- [X]<aen> I am so hungry.

<aen> Germs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mouth.

<aen> And I can taste it.

<evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
#47176 +(484)- [X]<djdan> You are a really weird d00d.

<djdan> hm.

<djdan> d00d upside-down is p00p.
#53850 +(320)- [X]<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore - Only hope

<Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON

<Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!!

<RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend.

<RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
#62248 +(1229)- [X]<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.
#63054 +(203)- [X]* kurt[A] is now known as kurt

* kurt was away, and is back from: life

<Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
#72150 +(520)- [X]<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell

<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today

<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."

<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.
#76357 +(124)- [X](Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out

(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
#78858 +(271)- [X]<Kaneda> im downloading furniture for my sims, they have more of life then I do.
#80599 +(162)- [X]<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX? bx is kinda cool, though.

<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe

<damn2003> ok

*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)
#81858 +(690)- [X]<Brass> Yaku:  It was hacked...  by aliens!

<Brass> *gasp*  They're invading the channel now!

<Yaku> are they the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kinda aliens?

<Yaku> or the brain eating ones?

<Brass> Yaku:  Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear.
#82195 +(284)- [X]<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenaded 3 of his own tents

<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
#85121 +(502)- [X](ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good

(ginge): dong? i meant chance

(ginge): wtf is on my mind?!
#106270 +(209)- [X][Windshear]: I'd lose my ♥♥♥♥ if it wasn't strapped on
#117947 +(44)- [X][@CadWork] I used to be afraid to eat bananas at the office because we had a known homosexual in my dept
#147274 +(251)- [X]Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex

AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call

AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing

AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the ♥♥♥♥?"

Dieldo: Lol
#187385 +(841)- [X]<mizery> woot, I so got owned

<mizery> my laptop is dead

<aabnusar> ?

<Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD ♥♥♥♥ RESUSCITATION

* aabnusar laughs at mizery

<Rhodz> lol

<Rhodz> HARD DISK

<Rhodz> LMAO

<Rhodz> omfg

<aabnusar> lol

<Rhodz> wow what a typo to make
#201982 +(1330)- [X]DasKrav: I was correcting tests for student service a few weeks ago

DasKrav: And while correcting a geometry test, I got to the question "What is the collision of three planes called?" (The answer was "a point")

DasKrav: the kid put "A disaster"

DasKrav: I didn't take off points >:]
#371989 +(798)- [X]<SkyJammer> I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage.

<shellspark> What about a semi-attractive monkey?

<SkyJammer> No.

<SkyJammer> A cute girl.  Human.

<MousePad> Your standards are way too high.

<SkyJammer> Your standards are way too low.

<shellspark> Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage
#377551 +(694)- [X]<_tail> i stopped beleiving you a minute ago

<Idiot> i'm surprised you believed me at all

<_tail> you started tlaking a minute ago
#395262 +(652)- [X]krlgol2: Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their ge"