"Introducing America's finest ranch defence utility vehicle, the all-new, fully amphibious Fordvolet N-150 with integrated racks for assault rifles, AA guns and headlight mounted Rock-It Launchers tm to blow your traffic woes and pesky foes to kingdom come!

Totally constructed from one half Ford and one half Chevrolet, you'd be guaranteed no difficulty of upkeep even in a post-apocalyptic world. Ecoboost engine technology ensures future-proof versatility and ample torque for all kinds of freedom and democracy.

3 lanes wide and 65 tons of American pride, you'll find all sort of essential creature comforts within such as lockable gun racks and cupholders so huge they could hold a 256oz soda.

This goes on for quite a while, but you know what it is. It's a Redneck Technical. Proudly made in the U.S.A.

Constructed for From the Depths: Weekly Contest 10 "Universal Utility" http://www.fromthedepthsgame.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19557

Game: From the Depths
http://www.fromthedepthsgame.com"