Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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TF2 Cosmetic Sets With Style!
By TheCrusader and 1 collaborators
Welcome to my guide! Props to my Steam buddy Jack 47 for the idea for this guide! WARNING: These sets are very hard to put together and might not be available to newer players but if you want to put the sets together? I bid you good luck with that.
   
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Item Distinction Methods and Things to Remember
Due to this guide having as many entries as it does, I shall insert this chapter in the beginning to give an overview for the item distinction methods used.

Note that these distinction methods are recently implemented, and shall be implemented through all articles soon.

Distinction Methods:
  • Italics: Not pictured due to Z-fighting. First implementation: The Street Guitarist
  • Bold: Item intended as specified paint colour.
  • Underline: Item pictured is not item mentioned.

Things to Remember:
  • This guide is pretty much run by one person: TheCrusader (Me). This means that additions are slow. If there's suddenly a gap between additions, say, one month, this is probably due to stuff going on in my life.
  • The above distinction methods are usually reserved for mediums such as GMod and SFM. This means, if the screenshot comes from loadout.tf, as most on here do, if a certain item makes no appearance, this is due to the item not being part of the set, whereas if the loadout comes from either GMod or SFM, the item italicised is in the original loadout, but not pictured.
  • Please note I did not do the SFM pictures. They were done by Cbutty, the only other author.
Good Ol' Statistics
This is random fun facts about everything related to the guide.

Total Number of Loadouts Made: 116

In the Guide
Scout: 10 loadouts
Soldier: 2 loadouts
Pyro: 7 loadouts
Demoman: 2 loadouts
Heavy: 6 loadouts
Engineer: 5 loadouts
Medic: 6 loadouts
Sniper: 4 loadouts
Spy: 6 loadouts
Total: 48 loadouts
Most Common Loadout: Scout
Least Common Loadout: Tie between Soldier and Demoman

On My Computer
Scout: 23 loadouts
Soldier: 8 loadouts
Pyro: 13 loadouts
Demoman: 7 loadouts
Heavy: 9 loadouts
Engineer: 6 loadouts
Medic: 9 loadouts
Sniper: 11 loadouts
Spy: 30 loadouts
Total: 116 loadouts
Most Common Loadout: Spy
Least Common Loadout: Engineer

Least Complex Loadout: Rouxls Kaard (2 items)
Most Complex Loadout: The Electrician (11 items)

Accurate to 24/12/2021 00:12.
The Texan Sniper

Don't ask whether I'm from Australia or Texas. It won't work out for you, mate

For this set you will need a:
Lone Star (Paint Colour: Australium Gold)
Chronomancer
Final Frontiersman (Invasion Misc)
The Baseball Player

Anyone trackin' how many home runs I've gotten?

For this set you will need a:
Rotation Sensation (Style 2) (Gun Mettle Misc)
Speedster's Spandex (Rainy Day Misc)
Long Fall Loafers
One Fourth Demopan, One Fourth King Raja Fan, One Fourth Winglet Fan and One Fourth AceTheOcarinaMaker Fan

Welcome to "TF2 Youtubers Read Mean Comments!" - King Raja, 2016

For this set you will need a:
Black Watch
Dangeresque, Too? (Paint Color: Australium Gold)
King of Scotland Cape
Saxxy
The Siberian Shooter

We do this! We do this for reasons!

For this set you will need a:
One-Mann Army
Red Army Robin
Hunter Heavy
The Muselk Wannabe

Memes win games, that's what they say.

For this set you will need a:
Point and Shoot
Exquisite Rack
Shogun's Shoulder Guard
The Winter Worker

I am prepared to do whatever it takes, even if it means working during the holidays!

For this set you will need a:
Co-Pilot
Chronoscarf
Santarchimedes
The Revengineer

Revenge is a dish best served cold by ME

For this set you will need a:
Texas Ten Gallon (Paint Color: A Distinctive Lack Of Hue)
Dogfighter (Paint Color: A Distinctive Lack Of Hue)
All-Father (Style: Classic)
The Rich Spycrab

I AM THE CHAMPION!

For this set you will need a:
Fancy Fedora (Paint Color: Australium Gold)
Dead of Night (Style: Dark - Hide Grenades) (Paint Color: Australium Gold)
Spycrab (Paint Color: Australium Gold)
The Winter Warmth Killer

A world of pain and flame is gonna be dropped on your sorry backside, boy!

For this set you will need a:
Blizzard Breather
Crusader's Getup
Pyrobotics Pack
The Space Ant Man

*unintelligible noises*

For this set you will need a:
Crusader's Getup
Arthropod's Aspect
Jupiter Jetpack

Thanks to /TCP\MangoMan for the idea of this set!

The Sub Zero Crit King

*He always seems to have crits*

For this set you will need a:
Blizzard Breather
Sub Zero Suit
Tiny Timber
The Russian Medic

Здравствуйте!

For this set you will need a:

Gentlemen's Ushanka (Paint Colour: Team Spirit)
Medi-Mask (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
Heat Of Winter (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
The Russian Sniper

*The veil muffles his voice*

For this set you will need a:
Professor's Ushanka (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
Villain's Veil (Style: Trained Killer) (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
Snow Scoper (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
The True Russian

Come sing and cossack with me!!

For this set you will need a:
Officer's Ushanka (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
Borscht Belt (Paint Color: Team Spirit)
Weight Room Warmer (Paint Color: A Distinctive Lack Of Hue)
The Spooky Business Mann

Would you like a SOUL?

For this set, you will need a:

Bill's Hat
Noh Mercy
Business Casual

Thanks to Spooooky_Spah (G.E.W.P) for the idea!
Mobster Scout

Hit the 'bed pal, you're a goner.

For this set you will need:
El Jefe
Cool Cat Cardigan
Dictator

Thanks to Spooooky_Spah (G.E.W.P) for the idea!
The True War Medic

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME UNLESS YOU HAVE THE EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN AND SOME ITEMS ARE HOLIDAY RESTRICTED SO PLAY ON _event MAPS]

For this set you need a:

Surgical Survivalist
Heer's Helmet
Surgeon's Space Suit
Lo-Grav Loafers
Graybanns (Style 1)
Medi-Mask
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Quadwrangler
Surgeon's Stethoscope
(Australium Festive Medi-Gun and Archimedes are optional)
The Bandit Brothers

*These two are the Bandit Brothers, once enemies and now here to rob you of all your unusuals*

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME UNLESS YOU HAVE THE EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN AND ALSO WEAPONS ARE OPTIONAL]

To create the Scout Bandit Brother you will need a:

Bonk Boy (Paint: Team Spirit) (Style: Tuned In)
Bruiser's Bandanna (Paint: Team Spirit) (Style: Clean)
Federal Casemaker (Paint: Team Spirit)
Jungle Jersey (Paint: Team Spirit)
Transparent Trousers (Paint: Team Spirit)
Forest Footwear (Paint: Team Spirit)

To create the Spy Bandit Brother you will need a:

Dead of Night (Paint: Team Spirit) (Style: Dark - Hide Grenades)
Deus Specs
Bruiser's Bandanna (Paint: Team Spirit) (Style: Clean)
Federal Casemaker (Paint: Team Spirit)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking (Paint: Team Spirit)
Lurker's Leathers (Style: Wall Street)
The Aged Archer

*He hasn't held a bow for 40 years but he's still as good as Robin Hood.*

To make this set you will need a:

Scoped Spartan
All-Father (Style: Classic)
Snow Sleeves
Ryley Robinson

*He may have been on a different planet for who knows how long, but he has seen some really crazy stuff*

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME UNLESS YOU HAVE THE EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN]

For this set you will need a:

Batter's Bracers
Big Mann On Campus (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
C.A.P.P.E.R
Crook Combatant (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Death Racer's Helmet (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Forest Footwear (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Orion's Belt
Transparent Trousers (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
The Fast Learner of History

"Here are a few reasons why William the Conquerer won the Battle of Hastings!" *3 hours later...* "And those are the reasons why the Normans beat the English."

Based on my Scout loadout!

For this set you will need a:

Hardy Laurel
Fast Learner (Style: Summer)
Squire's Sabatons
The Lime Scout

*Who did you f*@$ing expect, SANTA?!*

To be the ultimate in douchebag technology, you will need a:

Merc's Muffler (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
Fast Learner (Style: Summer) (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
Troublemaker's Tosslecap (Style: Oldest School) (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
The ★Officer★

This will hurt someone. Not me but YOU!

For this set you'll need a:

Law
Security Shades
Weight Room Warmer
Australium ConTracker
Silver Botkiller Mk II Minigun

Thanks ★Officer BlueStar★ for the items!
Sir Samuel Vimes

*He's a bit scarred from his fight in the past, but he can definitely dish out punishments*

For this set you will need the following items:

Eye-Catcher
A Brush With Death
Scourge of the Sky
The Mysterious Gunman

*He's a highwayman from 1668 who has been stuck in time for 300 years and he'll kill you using old ways if he wants to*

[NOTE: SOME OF THE ITEMS ARE NOT INGAME YET SO YOU CANNOT CREATE THIS LOADOUT NO MATTER WHAT.]


For this set you would need a:

Mysterious Gunman (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Fancy Bandit (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Stealthy Spaniard (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean) (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Eye-Catcher
Foul Cowl
Rogue Col Rogue (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Rogue's Brogues (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
The Kaiser

*He's too busy to speak to us, as he is literally the Emperor of Germany*

For this set you will need:
Prussian Pickelhaube
Ze Übermensch
Colonel's Coat

Thanks to ruther for the suggestion!
Cosy Wintry Demo

Oi! GET OFF MY FIREWOOD!

To make this set you will need:

Coldsnap Cap
Bearded Bombardier (Style: Formal)
Sub Zero Suit

Thanks to Juno_#scammed rip
The Neckbearded Reddit Dweller

*Have you SEEN his Reddit page? I think if you have, you've seen enough.*

For this set you will need:

Trucker's Topper
Gold Digger (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Dogfighter

Thanks to oofed for the suggestion!
The Cozy Camping Sniper

I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes...

For this set you will need:

Winter Woodsman
Snow Sleeves
Flashdance Footies
Cozy Camper

Thanks to Maggi Goreng Yap for the idea!
The Welder Engineer

*SENTRY NEST IN PROGRESS! PLEASE KEEP CLEAR!*

For this set you will need:

Hotrod
Tools of the Trade
Builder's Blueprints

Thanks to Maggi Goreng Yap for the idea!
The Brigade Pyro

*May be best to step away. Anger will only get you killed*

For this set you will need:
Trickster's Turnout Gear (Paint Color: After Eight)
Brigade Helm (Paint Color: After Eight)
Fireman's Essentials

Thanks to alokki for the idea!
The Cyborg Russian

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME WITHOUT EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN]

Put up fists, tiny human!

To create this set, you will need:
One-Man Army (Paint Colour: Black)
Cuban Bristle Crisis (Paint Colour: Black)
Weight Room Warmer
Deus Specs
Purity Fist
Gone Commando
Flashdance Footies
The Cat Burglar

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME WITHOUT EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN]

*This is the kind of guy you want on your team in a game of CTF*

For this set, you would need a:

Frenchman's Beret (Paint Colour: A Distinct Lack of Hue)
Le Party Phantom
Deus Specs
Flashdance Footies (Paint Colour: A Distinct Lack of Hue)
Lurker's Leathers (Style: Wasteland) (Paint Colour: A Distinct Lack of Hue)
Harry (Style: Villainous) (Paint Colour: A Distinct Lack of Hue)
The Undying Pyro

*He never seems to die. You have 2 minutes tops when you anger him*

To be a pure and ultimate killing machine you need:
Vintage Merryweather (Paint Colour: Australium Gold)
Last Breath
Gold Dueling Badge
Skier of War

*This guy, this guy, this freaking guy is nuts! He skis at all hours! How does he do that?!*

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME UNLESS YOU HAVE THE EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN]

To create this set, you will need:

Antarctic Parka (Paint Colour: Zepheniah's Greed)
Polar Pal (Style: Polar)
Coldfront Curbstompers (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean) (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Soldier's Slope Scopers (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Attack Packs

Created in respect of Rick May. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
Gen VI Pokémon Trainer

... ... ... *Their silence is deafening. It's best not to piss them off unless you want a Yveltal to battle.*

NOTE: This set is unable to be made ingame without the use of the "Equip any cosmetic" plugin. Sorry.

For this set, you will need:

California Cap
Thrilling Tracksuit
Messenger's Mail Bag
Brooklyn Booties
Transparent Trousers (Paint Colour: After Eight)
The Hailfire Hellbringer

Shiver and burn, the snowy rooftops come crashing down in flames upon your corpses, and may the ember of your icy souls be laid to rest!

For this set, you will need a:
Space Diver
Blizzard Breather
Hot Huaraches
SCP-049

*The following is an excerpt from 049's file[scp-wiki.wikidot.com]:*

"Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-02 at Site-19. SCP-049 must be sedated before any attempts to transport it. During transport, SCP-049 must be secured within a Class III Humanoid Restriction Harness (including a locking collar and extension restraints) and monitored by no fewer than two armed guards."

To make this set, you will need a:

Blighted Beak (Paint Colour: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Nunhood (Paint Colour: A Distinct Lack of Hue)
Das Feelinbeterbager

SCP-049 and the SCP Foundation are protected by and licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareLike 3.0 License[creativecommons.org].
The Street Guitarist

*I wonder if the Mobster Scout is responsible for this...*

[NOTE: NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE INGAME WITHOUT EQUIP ANY COSMETIC PLUGIN]

For this set, you will need:

El Jefe (Paint Colour: After Eight)
Breakneck Baggies (Paint Colour: After Eight)
Cool Cat Cardigan
Brooklyn Booties (Paint Colour: After Eight)
Digit Divulger (Style: Leather Closed)
Dictator (Paint Colour: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Electric Twanger (Paint Colour: Muskelmannbraun)
Gabe Newell

"Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. Some commentary nodes will take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favourite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun."

-Commentary Node 1 on all developer commentary maps. An introduction to the game at large by Gabe Newell.

NOTE: This set is unable to be made ingame without the use of the "Equip any cosmetic" plugin. Sorry.

To make this set, you will need:

Apparatchik's Apparel (Style: Outdoorsman)
Gabe's Glasses
White Russian
Leftover Trap (Paint Colour: Aged Moustache Gray)

Based on the design from Count to Three by The Chalkeaters.
Jacket

"Exercise caution when aggravating my temper..." - Jacket, PAYDAY 2

NOTE: This set is unable to be made ingame without the use of the "Equip any cosmetic" plugin. Sorry.

For this set, you will need a:

Nugget Noggin
Airborne Attire (Paint Colour: A Colour Similar to Slate)
Digit Divulger (Style: Suede Closed)
Transparent Trousers (Paint Colour: A Colour Similar to Slate)
Brooklyn Booties (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
The War-Ready Heavy

"LMG! Mounted & loaded!"

For this set, you will need a:
Die Regime-Panzerung
Eliminator's Safeguard
Purity Fist

Thanks to Von Fungus with helping me remember the items. This is something I made 4 years ago, and I, for the life of me, couldn't tell you the name of the helmet. And yes, I'm aware that this is basically just one big Tachanka reference, and I welcome it. It's all just shïtposts anyway.
The Jungle Inferno Master

"Welcome to the jungle! We got fire and flames!"

For this set, you will need a:
Cremator's Conscience (Paint Colour: Australium Gold)
Blizzard Breather
Sub-Zero Suit

Created back in 2017 to celebrate the Jungle Inferno update (if the name didn't make it obvious).
Cloaker

"Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bítch you are!" -The Cloaker, PAYDAY 2

NOTE: This set has too many items to recreate in game without the use of an "Equip any Cosmetic" plugin. Sorry!

For this set, you will need a:
Winter Wrap Up (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Virtual Viewfinder (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Endothermic Exowear (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Prinny Pouch (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Breakneck Baggies (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Support Spurs (Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
The Mistake of Nature

"I'm a force of nature!" "NO! Mistake of Nature."
-stu_pidface's_whimsical_shenanigans.pie

NOTE: This set is Halloween restricted to hell, conflicts are a-plenty and there's more items than there are hat slots. Be warned.

For this set you will need a:
Wrap Batter
Alien Cranium
B-ankh!
Biomech Backpack
Corpse Carrier
MONOCULUS!
Spooky Head-Bouncers (Style: Monoculus)
Pocket Halloween Boss (Style: Pocket Monoculus)
Xeno Suit

Thanks to u/HereComesFrosty on Reddit for the inspiration!
The Electrician

Buddy, the electrics around here suck. Want me to replace 'em?

Note: this item set is impossible to recreate in game without the use of an "Equip any cosmetic" plugin.

For this set, you will need a:
Peacenik's Ponytail (Style: No Helmet)(Paint Colour: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Stapler's Specs (Paint Colour: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Scotch Saver (Paint Colour: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Deadbeats (Style: No Hat)(Paint Colour: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Earbuds
Dead of Night (Style: Dark)(Paint Colour: Team Spirit)
Flared Frontiersman (Paint Colour: Operator's Overalls)
Pip-Boy
Lonesome Loafers
Builder's Blueprints
Beep Boy

Thanks to u/infested_flores on Reddit for the name idea!
Rouxls Kaard

"So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... Geh ha ha ha ha! Thoust FOOLS!"

For this set you will need a:
Brütal Bouffant (Paint Colour: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Cut-Throat Concierge (Paint Colour: An Air of Debonair)

Wow, 2 items! That's a new record!
57 Comments
TheCrusader  [author]
Apr 22, 2022 @ 8:25am 
Veki., it may be too many Russians for you, and perhaps too many for the current political climate of the world, but I think it's an acceptable number, especially compared to the amount of Scouts, which is almost twice that of the Heavies.
Apr 20, 2022 @ 10:05am 
слишком много русских.
TheCrusader  [author]
May 22, 2020 @ 4:49am 
Scoot. that was an intentional name. It's like the Blues Brothers.
May 22, 2020 @ 1:54am 
but these are actually real cool
May 22, 2020 @ 1:53am 
for the bandit brothers lets say there not BROTHERS its kinda a father son relation ship :)
May 6, 2020 @ 5:59am 
Thank's I made this set and look really good. Awesome guide
TheCrusader  [author]
May 4, 2020 @ 12:09pm 
fafuś that was an sfm problem and i didn't do the sfm pics, they were done by my friend. it was intended to be all australium gold, as indicated by the spycrab.
May 4, 2020 @ 6:21am 
You think that non painted dead of night looks better because you wrote about golden on spy set but on photo is clean ?
Apr 25, 2020 @ 10:38pm 
strange killstreak degreaser, panic attack, powerjack and blizzardy breather, tiny timber, and strange gingerbread mann (because it's a 3 ref all class cosmetic, it's really cheap anyhow.)
TheCrusader  [author]
Apr 25, 2020 @ 10:31pm 
What were the items?