Portal 2

Portal 2

104 ratings
The PETI Lanyard!
File Size
37.490 MB
Aug 3, 2017 @ 12:30pm
Dec 28, 2017 @ 11:04am
It's been over 5 years since the Perpetual Testing initiative was put in place, and I must say that you guys have made excellent progress! (Except for those who have been reported to my office, you know who you are). At this rate, we should be able to start funding our own test chambers in about 30 years. Go Team! Now, in the meanwhile, me and my assistant Greg have been coming up with ways to reward you guys! Now I know what you're thinking. Ever since we found the money-verse you all would be getting raises. Well I am sorry to say, but that just isn't gonna happen. If we gave you guys all raises we'd be risking flooding the market, and honestly, we're in enough trouble. So, introducing... The Aperture Science PETI Lanyard! That's right, you now have portable bragging rights! So hit the rate up button, we all know you need something to look forward to.

The Aperture Science PETI Lanyard features...

  • Your Steam Profile Picture!
  • Your Steam Account Name! (Or gamertag)
  • Your Steam Level! (At the Time of purchase)

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