Andrius_ZaZa
mhm..
Lithuania
You checked my profile.
That means I’m in your head now.
And that’s way harder to fix than your aim.




I love my teammates.

The way they rotate late.
The way they dry peek AWP.
The way they say “nice try” after throwing a 5v2.

Truly inspiring gameplay.

I learn something new every match:
mainly what not to do.:eaglederp:
You checked my profile.
That means I’m in your head now.
And that’s way harder to fix than your aim.




I love my teammates.

The way they rotate late.
The way they dry peek AWP.
The way they say “nice try” after throwing a 5v2.

Truly inspiring gameplay.

I learn something new every match:
mainly what not to do.:eaglederp:
Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Dead Already? Read This.
Oh, you’re reading this?

That means one of three things:

1) You think I’m cheating
2) You’re mad
3) You’re trying to figure out how I just destroyed you

Don’t worry… it happens a lot.

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Welcome to my profile.

Yes, I play CS.
No, I don’t miss on purpose.

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Let me guess how our last game went:

You rushed B without utility
You blamed your team after dying first
You called “rotate” 5 seconds too late
And somehow… it was still everyone else’s fault

Meanwhile,
I’m holding the angle you *keep* peeking.

Same mistake.
Same result.

Round after round.

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“Lucky shot”

Yeah… sure.

It was “lucky” the first time.
Then the second.
Then the third.

At some point, it stops being luck.

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You wide peek.
No flash.
No info.
Full confidence.

Respect.

Wrong… but respect.

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I don’t rush.
I don’t panic.
I don’t spray and pray.

I wait.

Because I know something you don’t:

You *will* peek again.

They always do.

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Let’s talk about your favorite move:

Running with knife out like you’re in a speedrun

And then—

*one tap*

Now you’re spectating, wondering how I knew.

I didn’t.

You just made it obvious.

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“Bro you’re sweating”

No.

You’re just used to people playing like bots.

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You check my profile after the game.

Looking for VAC bans.
Hours.
Excuses.

Anything except the truth.

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Here it is:

Better aim
Better timing
Better decisions

That’s it.

No conspiracy.

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But don’t get me wrong—

I’m not perfect.

Sometimes I whiff.

Sometimes I overpeek.
Sometimes I do the dumbest play imaginable.

Difference is?

I don’t pretend it wasn’t my fault.

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CS isn’t about aim.

It’s about patience.

It’s about knowing when *not* to move.

Something most players never learn.

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You know what’s funny?

The same players who type the most
usually frag the least.

Typing essays in chat
while I’m holding your next mistake.

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If you’re here because you’re mad:

Take a breath.
Queue again.
Maybe you’ll do better next time.

(you won’t, but I like your optimism)

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If you’re here because you’re curious:

Watch your demos.
Fix your habits.
Stop blaming teammates.

You might actually improve.

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If you’re here because you respect good gameplay:

Then we’re cool.

Send invite.
No ego.
Just clean rounds.

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Final note:

Don’t peek mid without a plan.
Don’t dry push sites.
And for the love of the game—

USE YOUR FLASHES.

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Anyway…

GG or not,
you’re reading my profile instead of playing.

Think about that.

See you in the server.
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:DoorLaser: :crown1:+REP, THANKS FOR THE FAIR TRADE :crown1::NCstar::gold_coin::StarwhalYellow::GoldPice::DoorLaser:
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Apr 10 @ 4:20pm 
+ rep, p*nis carry :slimehappy:
Apr 4 @ 2:08am 
dont play cs2 pls you bot
Feb 10 @ 6:33am 
Просто дегенеративная свинья. Увидите - кикните
Oct 8, 2025 @ 1:20am 
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:insincere_health::R::xenoe::xenoP:, thanks for trade! :ourworld_right::cat_cool:
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Oct 1, 2025 @ 1:49pm 
+rep pretty good player