Officer C4
KWJ
United States
Im just here to burn heretics and indoctrinate the masses. :holyflame:
Im just here to burn heretics and indoctrinate the masses. :holyflame:
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Egg Dude kicks ass
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Started as a slave, took over my masters fort, exterminated the bandits, forgave them, destroyed the pro-slavery rebels, banned goblin slavery, built a massive goblin city, absorbed the other empires, find a canyon, get the bottom and find a door, open it and give them prisoners, figure out they are vampires and engage in the prisoner trade, demons invade, they ruin my land but I restore it, form my order of Dread Knights to fight the hoard, decide to explore kingdoms further beyond, regret, get crumpled by Demi-God Clockwork bastards, arrange peace, buy all of their units, force them to become my vassal because they ran out of units, take 75% of all of their future troops, destroy the demons and their king, die from accidentally accepting a coin flip. Great game 10/10
Recent Activity
298 hrs on record
last played on Sep 5
55 hrs on record
last played on Aug 27
13.7 hrs on record
last played on Aug 23
Jul 21 @ 10:40pm 
Your dad here. That lady is a born warrior. Rodney and I would start jumping into the creeks and the lake in about the middle of of March. We would swim 🏊‍♂️ around until our lips 👄 would turn blue. Rodney’s would turn black. We could not afford swim trunks or swimming lessons. We learned how to swim when the older boys made us take off our shirts and pants before they grabbed us and threw us into deep water. Back then the swimming lesson that taught them how to swim after only one lesson only took five minutes. After that you could swim 🏊‍♂️ or you were 😵. If you didn’t drown, you could climb up on the bank feeling proud in your Fruit of the Looms.
Jul 6 @ 7:14pm 
waiting...
Jul 6 @ 3:07am 
waiting
Jun 10 @ 9:43am 
hes still waiting
Jun 9 @ 5:15pm 
I wait
Oct 1, 2025 @ 11:05am 
He waits