Hey look buddy; I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

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Engineer voice commands
The Engineer
The following dictates the Engineer voice commands. Note that Voice Menu 3 does not display in the chat window except for "Help!".
Voice Menu 1
Medic! - Default key: Z → 1 or E
While aiming at a friendly Medic:
"Follow me, Doc!"
"Over here, sawbones."
"On me, Doc!"
Thanks! - Default key: Z → 2
"Much obliged."
After a kill or kill assist:
"Nice goin', pardner!"
"Thanks, mister!"
Go Go Go! - Default key: Z → 3
"Move 'em out!"
"Get going!"
"Go go go!"
Move up! - Default key: Z → 4
"Gotta move that gear up!"
Go Left! - Default key: Z → 5
"Head left."
"To the left!"
Go Right! - Default key: Z → 6
"Head right."
"Go right."
"To the right!"
Yes - Default key: Z → 7
"Heck yes!"
"Alrighty then."
No - Default key: Z → 8
"Heck no."
Voice Menu 2
Incoming! - Default key: X → 1
Spy! - Default key: X → 2
"Hey boys, it's a Spy!"
"Spy around here."
"There's a Spy creepin' around here!".
While aiming at a player:
"That Scout's a Spy!"
"That Soldier's a Spy!"
"That Pyro's a Spy!"
"That Demo's a Spy!"
"That Heavy's a Spy!"
"That Engineer's a Spy!"
"That Medic's a Spy!"
"That Sniper's a Spy!"
"That Spy's one of them!"
"That Spy ain't on our side!"
Sentry Ahead! - Default key: X → 3
"Sentry right up ahead!"
"Sentry right up there!"
Teleporter Here! - Default key: X → 4
"Somebody wanna rustle up a Teleporter right here?"
"We need a Teleporter riiight here."
Dispenser Here! - Default key: X → 5
"We need a Dispenser riiight here."
Sentry Here! - Default key: X → 6
"We need a Sentry riiight here."
Activate ÜberCharge! - Default key: X → 7
"Hit it, Doc!"
"Come on, hit it, Doc!"
"Charge me, Doc!"
Voice Menu 3
Help! - Default key: C → 1
"Help me!"
"I need some doggone help!"
While standing on a friendly capture point:
"We gotta hold this point!"
"I need help defending this point!"
"Hold this point!"
While standing on a neutral or enemy capture point:
"Help me capture this point!"
"This point ain't gonna cap itself! Get over here!"
"Need help capping this point!"
"Plant yerself on that darn point, mister!"
"Plant yerself on the point, mister!"
Battle Cry - Default key: C → 2
"Cowboy up!"
"Move 'em out!"
"Giddy up!"
"Ehee, yeeeehaaaaw!"
While aiming at an enemy, melee weapon equipped:
"Let's do this Texas style."
"You and me, pardner."
"You and me, hoss."
"I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."
"I'm gonna tear you down, junior!"
"Come here, sissy!"
"Start prayin', boy!"
"I'm gonna lay you out!"
"Son! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!"
Cheers - Default key: C → 3
"Job well done!"
"That wasn't even close."
"Now that there was a fine piece of work."
"Cream gravy."
Jeers - Default key: C → 4
"Come on, fellas!"
"Ah, good night, Irene!"
Positive - Default key: C → 5
"Well don't that beat all?"
Negative - Default key: C → 6
"Aw, shucks."
"Damnit, fellas!"
"Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit!"
"Aw, hell."
"[Loud, angry, and frustruated sigh]"
"Dagnabit, damnit!"
"Damn, dagnabit!"
"Dagit nagit, nabit dagit!"
Nice Shot! - Default key: C → 7
"Hell of a shot, mister!"
"Nice shot!"
"Nice shooting, Tex!"
Good Job! - Default key: C → 8
"Nice job, pardner."
"Good work."
"Nice job."
Short Laughter 1
Short Laughter 2
Short Laughter 3
Short Laughter 4
Evil Laughter 3
Evil Laughter 4

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Engineer has several voice responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses
Item icon Shotgun.png After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with any weapon (except Gunslinger)
"Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!"
"How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?"
"That's what ya get!"
Item icon Frontier Justice.png After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with any weapon (except Gunslinger)
"Whoooowee, would ya look at that!"
Item icon Medi Gun.png Kill assist
"Nice goin', pardner!"
"Thanks, mister!"
Item icon Wrench.png Melee kill
"Take it like a man, shorty."
Killicon sentry3.png Sentry Gun kill streak
"I told ya don't touch that darn thing."
"I built that."
"That's what it was made for."
"Another satisfied customer!"
Item icon Wrangler.png Wrangler kill
"This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!"
"That's from yours truly, son."
"Tagged ya."
Item icon Golden Wrench.png Golden Wrench / Saxxy / Golden Frying Pan kill
"That there is a gold-plated kill!"
"Guess I got the Midas touch."
"At least you ain't worthless anymore."
"Erectin' a statue of a moron."
Killicon minisentry.png Combat Mini-Sentry Gun kill
"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun."
"Ain't that a cute little gun?"
"I love that little gun!"
Domination-related responses
Dominating.png Domination
"You're all about to have a real bad day!"
"Start prayin', boy!"
Leaderboard class scout.png Dominating a Scout
"Y'all gotta run a lot faster than that."
"Ya ain't too fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?"
"Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'."
"Dominated, string-bean."
"Y'all just got dominated, city boy."
"What in Sam Hill were you thinkin', string-bean?"
"Shoot son, y'all slow as molasses."
"Dominated, little feller."
"Just a dead little jackrabbit."
"Quick as a hiccup, ain'tcha? Huh. (whispering) Not quick enough."
"Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
"Gotcha, stretch!"
Leaderboard class soldier.png Dominating a Soldier
"Y'all take that, rocket-boy."
"That there is just a sad display, boy."
"Don't test my mettle, son!"
"Dominated, ya damn Yankee."
"Y'all just got drafted into my war!"
"That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy."
"Next time, lift your lid and you might see it comin'!"
"This all's what happens when you fight a man."
Leaderboard class pyro.png Dominating a Pyro
"Speak up next time, boy!"
"Sorry, ma'am."
"Dominated, smokey."
"Gotcha, mumbles."
"Sorry to put out your campfire, boy."
"You look a mite tongue-tied, son."
"You shouldn't have played with fire, boy."
"Didn't yer momma teach ya not to play with matches?"
"Y'all might be flame retardant, but ya sure ain't bulletproof."
Leaderboard class demoman.png Dominating a Demoman
"I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail."
"Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son."
"Dominated, eyepatch!"
"That catch yer eye, son?"
"The hand is quicker than the eye!"
"Gotcha, eyehole."
Leaderboard class heavy.png Dominating a Heavy
"Never mind the bullets. How much all these coffins costin' ya?"
"I've seen better sides of beef, been run over by a combine."
"Y'all come back now!"
"Nice try, slim."
"Gotcha, chuckwagon!"
"Gotcha, pork drippings."
"Dominated, corn cakes."
"Y'all just got branded."
"And another thing: you're ugly."
"Dumber than dirt, ain'tcha?"
"You're dumb as a box of rocks!"
"Y'all come back now! More where that came from."
"Dominated, fat man!"
"You are a whole herd'a ugly."
"Gotcha, fat boy!"
Leaderboard class engineer.png Dominating an Engineer
"You just ain't doin' it right."
"Dominated, hardhat."
"A real Texan woulda dodged that."
"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."
"You done incurred my wrath, son!"
"I'm wolverine-mean, you son of a bitch."
"If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!"
"You're all hardhat and no cattle."
"You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son."
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