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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.2 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Apr @ 3:29am

I have not stopped playing for 38 hours straight. My eyes are slowly sinking further into my skull as my brain is turned to mush and melts under the sheer force of what I am witnessing before me.

I descend further and further towards the dark side, every youngling slaughtered only increases my powers. I can no longer walk, my legs are jelly. I haven't left my chair for 38 hours. My floor is covered in human excretions but it's all worth it for that grind baby... all for that grind.

9/10, needs more younglings to kill
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10 Comments
FireSphincter 22 Apr @ 4:37pm 
you guys need to not look at my time played
postman pats bri ish bat 22 Apr @ 5:49am 
fr breeden didnt even get the joke smh
Tky_ 14 Apr @ 8:07pm 
his wifi got turned off because he didnt pay his bills, so he played on offline mode 🙄🙄🙄:steamsalty::demoneye::steamthumbsup:
breeden66 14 Apr @ 6:16pm 
Steam says youve played 12 hours, This is why steam reviews are useless.
American Woman 14 Apr @ 5:15pm 
12 hours though??
ayo chill 14 Apr @ 4:49pm 
cringe
Inte Babi Elton :) 14 Apr @ 1:39pm 
Them 38h must be a part of "my eyes are slowly sinking further into my skull as my brain is turned to mush and melts under the sheer force of what I am witnessing before me." hhaha
spiderprimeyt 14 Apr @ 12:46pm 
but you have 12 hours on record
SwaggyRamen 14 Apr @ 12:30pm 
but u have 12.2 hrs on the game hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tylerxtree 14 Apr @ 12:29pm 
38 hrs but only 12.1hrs it says played? hmmm.