You know, when I first saw you pick up that controller, I thought, 'Hey, this guy must have a secret cheat code for charisma.' But then, as you fumbled through the game menus like you were searching for lost keys in the dark, it hit me—this is your natural habitat, lost and confused.

I admire your determination, though. It's like watching a sloth trying to speedrun a marathon. You stick to your guns, even if those guns seem to be permanently set on 'friendly fire.'

And let's not forget your strategic genius. I've never seen someone deploy a strategy of 'random button mashing' with such dedication. It's almost avant-garde, a masterpiece of chaos.

But hey, in the grand game of life, we all play different roles. Yours just happens to be the NPC everyone ignores because the quest reward isn't worth the effort. Keep respawning, my friend. Maybe someday you'll level up to 'competent.

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