Останні рецензії користувача Purple Toupee

TLDR: Basically, This game is really uninspired and uninteresting and honestly isn't worth your time.

In longer form, as someone who has put a lot of time into both Destiny games and Warframe, it is really easy to see that this game pretty much rips mechanics from those games. This isn't necessarily an issue when the mechanics are actually implemented in a fun way, this game brings those mechanics over without what made them fun and intuitive in Destiny and Warframe.
Secondly, every arche in this game (think of them as like your warframes) is so uninspired. most are either generic army dude or chick with massive ass in a vacuum sealed latex suit that looks like its about to split her in half. Neither having any actual character defining traits so they all just feel samey.
This goes into my next point, all of the arches abilities are also uninspired and feel like they literally don't even work in the game play and there is literally no reason to use any arche that isn't Bunny (The poster child and aforementioned chick with massive ass, latex suit etc) because everyone else feels sluggish and weak.
Lastly, This game does not respect your time. The story is generic slop, the game play loop is looking at your characters ass fill up a third of your screen while you kill the same 2 enemy types endlessly and it's really hard to give a ♥♥♥♥ about literally anything this game has to offer because Destiny and Warframe are both free and infinitely more refined.
Even if you don't look at the hideous micro transactions and horrible bugs and server issues this game is still fundamentally flawed and is not worth your time.

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Edit: they realised they would lose money so they reverted the change, prior point is still valid.

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