Ethan   Iloilo, Philippines

About Me:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I should be put back in my mother’s womb and kicked at 6000 kilowatts of force but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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chalkboard Jul 24, 2021 @ 12:56pm 
Shut up you f*cking cabbage midget cow nose looking 4ss c*nt. I didn't add your stupid unprivileged smooth brain head4ss just so i could see your 3 chromosome comment that you thought of in that brain up ur 4sshole u f*cking bone marrow baby. I could flick your 6 lb bowling ball forehead and that sh1t would shatter like John F Kennedy's forehead. Put 8 layers of flex tape over your enlarged chimp lips and never say anything that is remotely r3tarded as what you just commented on my profile again you twiggy 4ss bozo I'll literally slap the absolute sh1t out of you using my $15 spoon I bought off of your stepdad you broke 4ss b1tchboy.
mintzy Jul 22, 2021 @ 9:56pm 
bora 1tap Jul 17, 2021 @ 6:14pm 
chip Jul 17, 2021 @ 4:41pm 
+rep built like noel denzyl
Alvryx Jul 16, 2021 @ 10:56pm 
i fw this kid and his mom we both banged her at Arbys
KZ Drift Jul 15, 2021 @ 9:44pm 
go die hacker