"The sea is rising. The problem isn’t global warming. The rise in sea level is caused from the overpopulation of fish; especially whales who can produce up to 400 gallons of seminal fluid in one mating attempt. This uncontrolled overpopulation is displacing our ocean water and causing it to rise. Japan, being on an island, has known this impending problem for decades and is thankfully the World leader in controlling this global crisis. Don’t let this awesome OC and the other “official science” articles fool you. Fish sex is the real problem." -some random fuck on reddit.