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gud fren

You just got a package from Amazon and it's not even for you, but the driver is a way cool dude and you get to keep the package. He gives you a "hang loose" hand gesture and drives through the golf course at top speed.

You look into the box. It's a box of LED headlights. You try them on your car and get all the complements from the car show enthusiasts. They're cheering for your perfect taste in headlights. They can't get enough. Several guys and girls have taken their shirts off and have thrown them at you to show you their headlights. The crowd is going wild. You tell everyone that you didn't even have to pay anything. They start losing their minds. A fire hydrant gets knocked over. It was the Amazon Driver. Its Eazy E in a '64 Impala with an Amazon logo on the door, and Jeff Bezos is with him. Of course his Impala has angel eyes LED headlights. Everyone is in beach party clothes and is playing in the fire hydrant. It's hot out!

Jeff Bezos walks up to you. Eazy E points his Uzis into the sky at a billboard and writes your name in bullets into the billboard. Jeff Bezos hands you a check and kisses you. You look at the check and it is actually a bill for the LED headlights that were not yours. Jeff Bezos tells you "♥♥♥♥ you, man. Those were not your headlights. Pay up, beeotch." in a calm voice. Eazy E does not like Jeff Bezos' attitude. "Yo, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" Eazy exclaims. The Impala bursts into flames. Eazy E writes your name in bullets on Jeff Bezos' face. The police arrive. You are convicted of disturbing the peace without a hearing. Your rights have been violated. You get into your car, which is a LeCar with Eazy E. You and Eazy E are fugitives of the law.

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