Recent reviews by Meat Man

I finished this game 3 times while i had finals

good game, nice pixel art, nice animations, nice selection of characters, nice game challenges, nice card game mini-game, nice enemies, nice bosses, nice level design, nice power ups, etc.

overall nice game with a nice price 8/10

Its another idle game that I keep on while doing other stuff.
Compared to other idle games this one is fine, but the problem is the game doesn't stand out

Overall good game, I had no idea what was going on as always, but was a fun experience.
My favourite part definitely has the orgy in the mines, ofcourse the christians had to come in and ruin the party as always. 7/10 could have been more scary.

I cant even play the game. Every time I try to load into a server, it makes me wait a minute in the loading screen then crashes.
Overall great game, nice graphics, great charecter customization menu, nice music, creative menu screen design, nice females, but sadly lacks gameplay. 0/11 sucks balls

Gus

It is a very short game, in fact it only took me 11 hours to get every achievement in the game.
However it was really fun as there were very few ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moments, and if you die you just get straight into action, unlike some games where it takes you 5 min just to reach the boss
7/10 - deducted 3 points because your stripper girlfriend dies

The art style, the story and the combat is just beautiful.
If this game was a woman, lets just say I would let myself in without consent 9/10

Just to defeat the 'real' final boss of the game it took me 98 hours which totals for 451 deaths. Hard as ♥♥♥♥, don't play if you are a wussy.

First off I would like to say that I really like the idea of a third person moba were the charecters you play as are gods, however the game is just a massive ♥♥♥♥ show. The "gods" you play as have a unique design but literally 90% of the female ones show cleavage. In the tutorial you play as an egyptian god called neithn and guess what she is female and all she is wearing is a bikini, Like come on you are fighting against other gods and you decide to choose a bikini as your choice of clothing? Besides how am i supposed to focus ingame when i have a boner?

The game seems to work fine, thats what i would have said if i didnt notice my pc acting like a furnace while running this game. I have ran many heavy games and my pc was fine, but when running this game, i could practically cook an entire 3 course meal without needing to by a stove or oven or even a microwave. I tried to lower my video settings ingame but sadly it didnt do anything, atleast i can cook steaks and play this game at the same time.

My last point will be the difficulty. Now whenever you first play the game you can choose either to play the usual known Moba gamemode which has the 3 lanes and is a 5v5, but you could also play another gamemode of theirs which is a 5v5 but with minions and is essentially a team deathmatch. Now my first 3 games i was dominating the entire server, i was practically a god who was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these players without consent. But then i noticed something, i was playing against the same players everytime and they played like garbage, legit in a match they could have killed me atleast 10 times but instead once they reach 10% of their health or lower they just retreat to their spawn everytime. Thats when i knew i was fighting against bots and that my skill meant nothing. I then i used google to figured out that you need to be atleast level 6 to face actual players, and after i got to level 6 i was just not having it. I would see like a low life person trying to escape and i would follow them, not even close to their spawn and out of nowhere i would get rushed by 3 people raping me. So basically i have learnt nothing from playing against bots. I would have learnt way more if i played against actual players, but ofcourse not, HI-REZ just wants to give that fake sense of accomplishment just so that you can stay and play their game longer.

My verdict is if you want to give this game a chance, spend alot of time playing it, you have a really good computer than can run it without burning down your home and you are really good and familiar with moba games then sure i would recommend this game to you but i have none of the above so i will just go back to waiting for half life 4 until the Developers optimize and fix the game, hopefully they will have made the game fun by then.