Mummuline
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Two Not!!!GREEN Uncles Killing to the Beat
A Short Story
by ME
Vetsupotti Paber looked at the white bottle of beer in his hands and felt sad.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his messy surroundings. He had always loved clean Vetsupott with its rich, roasted rivers. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Andy PooPoo. Andy was a notYellow monster with Fat glasses and superDuperFat X_Sniper_X.

Vetsupotti gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a haired, yellow, beer drinker with fat glasses and extra fat X_Sniper_X. His friends saw him as a talented, tiny toilet paper. Once, he had even brought a zealous toilet back from the brink of death.

But not even a haired person who had once brought a zealous toilet back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Andy had in store today.

The wind blew like fighting snakes, making Vetsupotti happy.

As Vetsupotti stepped outside and Andy came closer, he could see the manky glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want revenge," Andy bellowed, in a cloudy tone. He slammed his fist against Vetsupotti's chest, with the force of 2195 Vetsupotti tõmbe nupp. "I frigging hate you, Vetsupotti Paber."

Vetsupotti looked back, even more happy and still fingering the white bottle of beer. "Andy, kAKA," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two squiggled, straight snakes killing at a very green Vetsupott, which had piano music playing in the background and two Not!!!GREEN uncles killing to the beat.

Suddenly, Andy lunged forward and tried to punch Vetsupotti in the face. Quickly, Vetsupotti grabbed the white bottle of beer and brought it down on Andy's skull.

Andy's Fat glasses trembled and his superDuperFat X_Sniper_X wobbled. He looked mad, his body raw like a vague, vast vetsu paberi rull.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Andy PooPoo was dead.

Vetsupotti Paber went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.

THE END
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