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the best weed dealer of the wild west

+rep After a good game in gmod, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of fun games, lots of great memories and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a party i had planed. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I kissed him back deeply, feeling my knees buckling from his dominating actions... he laid me down onto my bed, pushing his knee gently against my crotch and licking my neck. I gripped his hair as he licked me, moaning and savoring the feeling of his tongue... He lifted me up by my collar and pinned me back onto the wall, whispering deep into my ear that I "belonged to him now"... I felt so embarrassed, but... I couldn't resist him... Turns out he was gay. Do trust this guy.

Oh boo hoo hoo someone got triggered

Gay but the boring type 7/10

ahh... Ladies and Gentlemen... the lies and slander you see here before you are nothing else but outright falsehoods and borderline liable. I... ahhhh... completely denounce the accusations from these detractors. Thank you for your time and God bless America.