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Student loan unlocked!

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 9:29am

Master of student loans

Not one, but two for the price of two!
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 9:42am

Trail Blazer

Who put these cones here?
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 6:36pm

Got further than Don

Next stop, riches!
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 9:20am

Thanks for playing!

...and thanks for checking out the credits!
Unlocked Jul 17, 2018 @ 7:48pm

These things happen

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2018 @ 7:55pm



Done did everything

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!
37 / 10,000

Dr. Loans DSD.

Doctorate prestige will vary.
1 / 10,000

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
100 / 10,000

Shiny!

All that glitters is not Au.
1 / 10,000

Payin' down the plastic

Look at you. So responsible.
2,000 / 10,000

Studious

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
2,000 / 10,000

Loan down!

The future is bright…er!
1 / 10,000

Pizza Perfect

The pizza is safe… for now.
1 / 10,000

10-4 Good Buddy

You've trucked all there is to truck.
1 / 10,000

I pity the schoo!

Teacher's pet.
1 / 10,000

Pizza robot got nothin' on me

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
1 / 10,000

Outta my grill

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.
1 / 10,000

With honors

The classiest of the top of the class.
1 / 10,000

Pizza without fail

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
1 / 10,000

The way of the space road

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
1 / 10,000

Keep those expenses low

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
1 / 10,000

Get it there cheap

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
1 / 10,000

Semi… expensive

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
1 / 10,000

Kid genius

Finished school in under 10 minutes!
1 / 10,000

No money back

Pizza on time. Every. Time.
1 / 10,000

Sleep is overrated

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
1 / 10,000

Not a scratch!

The resale value has held up amazingly!
1 / 10,000

I AM ASTRONAUT

Stared into the void. Laughed.
1 / 10,000

Keep it topped off

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
1 / 10,000

Master of time

Time is relatively precious.
1 / 10,000

Living on a prayer

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
1 / 10,000

<Insert kitty poster>

Hang in there.
1 / 10,000

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
1 / 10,000

You're a hero!

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
10 / 10,000

There can only be one

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
1 / 10,000

Oh no!

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
1 / 1,000

Asteroid defense could use more funding

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
10 / 10,000

Hey! I'm napping here!

Let sleeping truckers lie.
1 / 10,000

Buy more sticky notes

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
25 / 10,000

One year in

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
365 / 10,000

Master of the normal

Aint nobody done normals like me.
41 / 1,000

Thy core is of a hard persuasion

The hardcore do understand.
41 / 10,000