I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
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QOTD:
The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
gerbil has more dark meat.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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Advancement in position.
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I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
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Stewie: [Picking up the phone] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes, [dialing number]
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
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WRONG!
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
The front page has nothing but man's failures.
-- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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