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still got the W afterwards, nice try though!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5/5 – Mostly Perfect Stay, With… Interesting Neighbors

Just got back from my stay at this incredible hotel and WOW. The service? Immaculate. The room? Cleaner than my browser history. The bed? Hugged me better than anyone did.

The only slightly strange thing was the guy in the room next door. I swear I heard some… “culinary experiments” happening at 3AM. Lots of chewing. Lots of whispering. I’m 90% sure he was role-playing as a horror movie villain and pretending to “eat people.”

A little weird… but honestly? Kind of added to the vibe. Felt like I paid for a luxury suite and a live-action thriller experience.

Would absolutely stay again — maybe just not on the same floor as Chef Hannibal next time.

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BRO GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BACK IN THE GAME