Desco Debauchery
My name jeff   United States
 
 
So, you’re offended,
Horribly offended.



Though I don’t comprehend it.



‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you.



But you were in your bubble
when you encountered trouble.



‘Cause you got on the 'Net
where you just might get an
opposing view.



And now you’re mad as hell!

And your veins, they swell!



And your fingers're tapping
trouble out to people who think
different from you.



And now three days have gone!

And you’re still ranting on!



Dishing danger out to strangers
‘till they say that they agree with
your views.



Reasonable people-



When they’re walking down the street
and they see a pile of doggie do-

-

They do their best to go around the hot mess on the ground,



‘Cause that’s what smart people do!

(Wink-wink.)



But ever since detecting it,
you’re on your knees inspecting it!



Like it’s a real job you have.



Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it,
you licked and you kicked it!



And you wonder why your life’s so sad.



‘Cause now you’re smeared in ♥♥♥♥!



And you bathe in it!



And you won’t rest until the rest of us
(and possibly the best of us)
are bathed in it, too.



There’s a world outside,
It’s beautiful!



And it’s waiting there for you.


To experience its wonders, all you have to do-



Is when there’s something you don’t like,
just click away,
‘cause if you don’t, really,



What does that say?



You want to be offended!



So, you’re offended, so what?



Horribly offended, who cares?


I suggest that you end it ‘cause really,
it’s what’s best for you.



Here’s my tip for you:
Do what I would do.



When I’m on the net and get upset I put it down and go outside.



Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite or go for a walk and see the sights,



Call a friend and get a bite.



Just do something you like!



And you won’t be offended.

So horribly offended.



Life could be rose-scented.



Don’t waste it being offended.
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