Birds In Crime
Bird Brain   United States
I accept all adds
I have an unhealthy obsession with birds
here are some wacky facts

1. There's only two genders.

2. Video games don't cause violence.

3. If someone deletes your comments repeatedly, they most likely don't like you.

4. The earth isn't flat.

5. Flu shots don't cause autism.

6. Climate change is real.

7. The Holocaust happened and 6 millions Jews died during it.

8. Pedophilia is wrong.

9. You're not a transgender until you actually transition.

10. Noone cares about your opinion, it does not matter neither will it ever

12. I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.

-0. i skipped 11

q. i cant read
Currently Offline
Last Online 8 hrs, 14 mins ago
Please Read This, Or Dont

About The Bird Brain himself
Hi im "Bird Brain" , as you may be able to tell i FUCKING LOVE BIRDS
I am a strange/killstreak collector who spends way too much time on their computer
I inhabit discord servers so i can beg the moderators to add bird emojis to talk with and meet people with quality bird seeds and images who have the same interests as me, a majority more like 5 people on my friendslist i have met through discord.
I often change my name, usually for a one off joke or not, give me a nickname if your gonna add me
people usually refer to me as, qrow, Bird Brain, Kiwi Kiwi, Banana Boat, or Sugar For Brains on rare occasions

speaking of adding me
I accept all adds, just when I accept please tell me your reason for adding me,
unless your a scammer I'll intentionally mess with you to waste your time
Update: no longer accepting profiles below level 10 and private profiles unless i know you, or we have atleast 3 groups in common or we have 3 friends in common, also dont beg for items, i may have stupidly overpriced stranges and items but i aint made of money

I play alot of tf2, my favorite class is demoknight, however i love playing engineer and heavy from time to time.
Although i dont play it as much anymore i still enjoy Payday 2, i mostly build sentries tho and heist with friends
If you find me playing undertale or anything else its likely that im really bored

I dont do much trading anymore, however if you want any of my items, add me and we might be able to negociate, however please leave a comment saying what item(s) you would like to trade for

here is a list of things that may or may not be useful
discord: Birds In Crime#9295

Trade link
Youtube channel
this person scams people You
some shitty smurf account i no longer use
my bp i guess []

Online: do what you please, im open to chatting
In game: trying to build a wall of despencers in a trade server
Away: probably watching bird documentaries unironically
Busy: real important work hours, by that i mean im trying to find out how to properly sculpt a hand
Offline: sleeping
Last online 10 days: im fucking dead lol

TF2 item checklist
items that have been removed from this list have either been obtained or have no interest in
These are the items i have the most interest in trading for

Strange killatreak tomislav
Strange killstreak brass beast
Strange killstreak kritzkrieg
Strange killstreak mantreads
Strange killstreak splendid screen
Strange killstreak festive (limited) huntsman
strange killstreak festive (limited) medigun
another killstreak Conscientious Objector
Strange killstreak ulapool caber
Strange killstreak disiplinary action
Strange killstreak festive (limited) knife
Strange PDA
strange killstreak festive (limited) wrench (with sentry sqush rockets spell)
strange killstreak festive (limited) crusaders crossbow
Basically all the weapons strange and killstreaked, with festive alternatives if available
strange ghastlierest gibus
Strange angel of death
Strange whiskey bib (painted a deep commitment to purple)
Strange beep boy (painted aged moustache grey, with strange part: freezecam taunt appearances)
A shit load of nametags
A shit load of description tags
A shit load of paint

Question: Why do you have an faq if none asks you any questions?
Answer: so i can fill my custom infobox with random garbage because i am absolutely bored

Question: Berbs R stUpid and so r u, kAm u cill urself¿ pls?
Answer: T_T

Recent Activity

1,723 hrs on record
last played on Apr 21
115 hrs on record
last played on Apr 18
5.1 hrs on record
last played on Apr 14
. Mar 23 @ 9:49am 
Steam doesn't want to let me add you so can You please add me? Thx
Birds In Crime Feb 27 @ 5:26pm 
do they just click randomly on accounts id seriously like to know
SeñorFebreza Feb 27 @ 3:15pm 
Lmao bird ikr
Birds In Crime Feb 27 @ 10:37am 
How do you scammers even find these accounts
PRO100NOOBCHIK Feb 26 @ 11:52pm 
Dear player! Congratulations ! You won free giveaway"UNUSUAL PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK EXECUTIONER" or "UNUSUAL WOODLAND WARRIOR ROCKET LAUNCHER (FACTORY NEW)",if you don’t like this item, you can choose another Team Fortress 2 item instead.
Sign in site and use the code: ->SL-6G59C-KTJFO9Z<-: use code here -> {LINK REMOVED}
Fives Feb 24 @ 5:17pm 
I see you also have a grey Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat. A man (or bird, I guess) of culture this one is.