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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:19pm

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:35pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:15pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:30pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 12:02pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 2:23pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:14pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:12pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:21pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:30pm

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:50pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

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