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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

-rep joked about buying me premier

-rep his mom was drinking vodka when he was in the womb and it shows

-rep said my mom was a below-average woman with a low paying job, thus not providing me with the resources to raise a kid correctly

+rep bought me premier