Recent reviews by ultra_beam

A half elf vampire twink told me that sex with me would be disgusting.


10/10 game.

It really is the most innovative game of the year.

It points people towards far better games in this category.

Went from a humble man baking cookies for the neighborhood to an omnipotent, omnipresent god of cookes, conquering both the heavens and hells, communing with -and bringing about- the ancient grandmas of the grandmapocalypse, violating the laws of time by baking cookies in the past, eating them in the present then going back to the past to take them again, manipulating the laws of luck and random chance just to make more cookies, altering the laws of space by breaking into other idle games and turning their productions into cookies and bending the law of reality to simply will cookies into existence. From a single cookie, I have become an unstoppable, unbreakable, sociopathic god-king of the Multiverse all in the name of cookies.

And the funniest part? This entire review was posted by one of my now thounsands of clones, replicating my terrible deeds unto other universes. And it shall never end. Not with the world. Not with the Universe. Not with the Multiverse.

Until all of reality is my cookie.

10/10 idle game definitely give this a try

This is everything Hunt down the Freeman was supposed to be.