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Recent reviews by thecal

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19.0 hrs on record
What other game can you think of where you can summon Jesus to gun down Nazi bacteria with an AK-47 while inside of a gay man's large intestine?
Posted August 12. Last edited September 9.
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1 person found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
certified computer lab classics
Posted July 18.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Yabba-dabba-doo!

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone Age Family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history

Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet

When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone Age Family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history

Someday maybe Fred will win the fight
Then the cat will stay out for the night

When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time
Posted March 6.
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9.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Step One: Buy The Ultimate DOOM.

Step Two: Download The Ultimate DOOM.

Step Three: Download GZDOOM

Step Four: Download Brutal DOOM and install it into GZDOOM.

Step Five: Launch GZDOOM with Brutal DOOM installed.

Step Six: Pour a glass of choccy milk because you're epic.
Posted October 31, 2019. Last edited June 5.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,086.7 hrs on record (673.0 hrs at review time)
10/10 won't ban you in order to keep their good name with a communist nation
Posted October 24, 2019.
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24.3 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress (Chao Garden)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted March 26, 2019.
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4.1 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
This game is as laggy as crap unless I use simplified graphics. That doesn't make the game still really fun.
10/10, will play with the strange rubber object again.
Posted December 19, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
786.2 hrs on record (65.7 hrs at review time)
Wow very garry such mod
Posted June 14, 2016. Last edited July 6, 2016.
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