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31 of 35 (89%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
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Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:53am

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
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WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:34am

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:30am

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:20am

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:17am

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:22am

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:19am

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:20am

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:37am

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:04am

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:50am

It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:36am

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:54am

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:28am

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:13am

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:35am

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:27am

Revolution

Meat The Leader
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:40am

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:47am

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men
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Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:00am

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty
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The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini
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Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:54am

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:07am

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:24am

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:21am

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:47am

Executable

Deafeat The Creators
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Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO



Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones