Ferris The Best Trap
Fleshy Mammal   United States
"Greetings Soldier I am QRM5TR Armory Requisitions Officer. Need some new gear? Just say the word, and bring me some keys of course." -QRM5TR Armory Requisitions Officer.

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Cleft the boy chin wonder Dec 28, 2019 @ 12:53pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a iron sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :smiley:
The Hurtful sword Dec 11, 2019 @ 3:20pm 
Bizzarly spectacular controller meister.
Vadge Ranger Nov 13, 2019 @ 10:16am 
Roll shoots with her sexy panties to confront 8 Waifu Masters in this platformer!

Nomen Sep 18, 2019 @ 10:06pm 
iliketoast13 Jun 19, 2019 @ 5:26pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
Your Waifu~ Jun 12, 2019 @ 1:14pm