playing hack

Bruh! All I am seeing here is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and +rep from gamers. What happened to the good ol' days of quality insults?

Good Evening sir,

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 1.5 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 1.5 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an an♥♥♥♥♥♥ia during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact bindukiran@chirec.ac.in

Have a nice evening, you have everything to be ashamed of.

A chick once told me I played her like a guitar. I wasn't really into her and basically had sex not to hurt her feelings, so the fact I hardly even tried made the compliment that much better. At this point I think I should mention that she's quite experienced sexually. And she didn't even say it in the heat of the moment, but about a week later when we randomly met. And I didn't even bring the topic up in any way. So that right there is probably the best compliment I ever got. Number 2 would be that time I ♥♥♥♥♥ a 30-year-old (I'm 22) who was both super hot and quite promiscuous (and didn't really look her age). Directly after she just said "amazing", so I'm like "what?" and she goes "everything". I used to think I wasn't too bad in the sack, but after these two events (which happened within three nights, come to think of it) I now have the confidence of a sex god and apparently the skills to back it up.

+rep great player

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