DeadLox
Your Mom   United States
 
 
GG EZ, my dude. Maybe next time don't spend 80% of the match crouching in a bush while your teammates get hooked, lmao. Killer? More like filler because you filled my entertainment quota for the night with those baby-tier mind games. Oh, you thought that Noed would carry you to the 4K? HAHA, adorable. I'm sorry you had to face the ABSOLUTE UNIT that is me, the literal embodiment of 360 jukes and flashlight saves. Maybe read a guide or uninstall because clearly, this isn't the game for you. See you in the fog, but probably not because I'll be living in the red ranks while you're stuck in the potato pits. Peace
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ATTENTION CRINGELORD DEAD BY DAYLIGHT SURVIVORS
Listen here, you insignificant, palette-dropping worm. I've been playing Dead by Daylight since the Entity first breathed life into the fog, and let me tell you, I am the fog. I've faced the sweatiest flashlight clickers, the most cracked Blights, and the filthiest 4-man SWFs running BNPs—and not a single one has ever made me break a sweat. You think you're clever, looping me around Shaq? Pathetic. My mind games are so advanced, they'd make a chess grandmaster cry. My map awareness is omniscient, my perk synergies are divine, and my strategies? Simply god-tier.

You think you can challenge me? Wrong. I've forgotten more about this game than you'll ever know. When you hear that Terror Radius, it’s already too late—I'm five steps ahead, waiting for you to make the same rookie mistake as the rest of them. So, go ahead. Vault that window. Drop that palette. Click that flashlight. It won’t save you. You’re not facing just a killer or a survivor—you’re facing the apex predator of the fog. And let me tell you something: there’s no escape. GG EZ, scrub.
Favorite Guide
Created by - yam
961 ratings
years of psychological studies proved this guide to be useful
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Kateism - Public Group
The official Kateism steam group.
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lucky 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm 
+rep probably the greatest force of evil i've ever faced
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emptly 15 Oct, 2024 @ 2:54pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
emptly 15 Oct, 2024 @ 2:53pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.
emptly 15 Oct, 2024 @ 2:53pm 
They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more