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ㅤ* Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
ㅤ* By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
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