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Omsk, Russian Federation
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
😶
The meek are contesting the will.
🤧
"`We've got to find out what people want from fire, how
they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.'
The crowd were tense. They were expecting something
wonderful from Ford.
`Stick it up your nose,' he said.
`Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know,'
insisted the girl, `Do people want fire that can be fitted
nasally?'"
- Ford "debating" what to do with fire with a marketing
girl.
😪
Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
🤔
"No job too big; no fee too big!"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"
😲
I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.
-- Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux
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