babe <3

Not funny i didn't laugh. This is a horrid attempt at a joke trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my oesophagus. Science says your brain preps your face muscles before u laugh, i didnt even feel i slight twinge. This is just bottom of the barrel embarassment, i am completley disgraced. Never try and contact me again!

you do not connect much when i am not online, kind of erotic

- BANKSOUFOULAY FOUNGALAKWAKI

Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥huge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

get away from be bruv!!!! youre too pu.ssy youre making my di.ck uncontrollably hard right now I'm litterally gonna c.um

mhh, how funny, so you go as gregory "eugene" motty now huh? how cute. you have nothing on me. i am somewhat of a machine myself, people often tell me id be worse with an aimbot. you make me laugh "1v1" you say, "1v1", but let me tell you something you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥. i am absolutely insane, i never miss, as soon as i see a glimpse of you, you are dead, i thanos you off the server little ♥♥♥♥♥. as you smash your desk in despair, i have a little smirk on my face, seeing yet again another round mvp. you make me laugh, they all know me in ukcl little ♥♥♥♥, and im not even british. my crosshair placement is godsent, catch me rushing mid gregory, watch me, just watch me. As i drink my whey shaker after my chest session, i turn on my pc, already looking forward to spank your ass, a smile on my face. when i will catch you at the esea open qualifiers i will not even die once, you will tremble