Tzard Nickolas "The Lit" Romanov
 
 
I go by many names Tzard Nickolas "The Lit' Romanov, Otto Von Litmarck, or Lil'Orange, etc. if it has 420 glasses' in it and a blunt on the historical figures, I probably made it. it's like my very autistic and specific ♥♥♥♥♥♥ calling card; I also love being the funny-man).
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This g-dam ♥♥♥♥♥ propaganda "game" is god awful *even* more so then I originally have thought previously while watching ol'Null play this back in jan or feb...... i'll give you a low down of my own personal experience with this hot piece of garbage that is also known as a neo-gunt.
(I have no idea why josh bought this game at full price, because i would never have spent even a cent on this "game" let alone a dollar for it)


-Story is ♥♥♥♥ and cringy

-characters are cringy, ♥♥♥♥ and are hilariously bad (or are completely dislikable even when your not *forced* to like them either because of them being poorly written or purely forced to be so because strawman's)

-obvious commie propaganda being pushed in it is obvious (to tronnery to the average cali commie ♥♥♥♥)

-graphics look like poo even on high or ultra tier/type settings (grass looks low res/pixely, filters everywhere, there is also somewhat of a slight blur everywhere, the effects are also terrible in it, especially when going into the "Im troooooning out" super-power and the physics are just awful) ((this is especially jarring since this game either uses the new unreal engine or the assets of it, which really blows my mind, just like how the jannie does, when it finally figures out they can't have kids at all))

-you are directed to do the boring padding for the sake of time (did you know that the gobbo door can be destroyed without doing the god awful puzzle, the "game" doesn't really telegraph that you can, it only mentions it off the cuff, i thought it wasn't really an option because this "game" suffers from telltale syndrome most of the time or it just simply suffers from the crippling 'tism just like how every TIF does too, it could be that)

-The choices and the dialogue *are* poorly worded, written or thought of (for the most part) when they are prompted (written) or heard (voice), you'll think most of the time, that the most negative choice would be that, but it'll turn out to be the good choice or that the good choice that you thought was good was/is actually the bad one.

pro's:
+You can make the ♥♥♥♥♥ even *more* obnoxious and petty then it already is and it's downright hilarious to do, you should try that. (just like how they are in real life)
+"They call themselves goblins"........ ;)

overall i rate this "interactive movie" (because that's what it is) a 41%/100% (and as of recent increase of the classic stat in a recent study; 51%/100%).

also an honest,serious question here now: how the ♥♥♥♥ did this win GOTY?

The Remaster/Remake of Destroy All Humans should've deserved it; Now if you want a *actual game* I highly suggest it to you or anyone, as it has been beautifully, faithfully, thoroughly and in my opinion has even *surpassed* the original, in many area's, I have a review for it where I go more in-depth. but again in my opinion the new Destroy all humans is what the textbook definition of what a *Remaster* should be: "Redone, Masterfully"
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Kitsune.A.I May 10, 2019 @ 10:17am 
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Kitsune.A.I Nov 15, 2018 @ 8:45am 
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and♥♥♥♥♥♥♥over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map.