Recent reviews by Cryo'd

LENNEHHHH MAH BOAHHH

I AM THE MILK MAN... MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.

Perfection.

However, I can't say the same thing about the game's "optimization". I would have a better chance at running Cyberpunk 2077 on a rinky-dink laptop from 10 years ago compared to this cluster♥♥♥♥ of game engine patchwork and even some fan-made fixes that somehow still do diddly-squat.

good stuff phil the fish

Jesus H. Christ, this makes POSTAL 2 seem like a free game you'd find in a box of Krotchy-O's. Even an edgy metalhead might gawk at this game. At least with P2, there are funny lines/moments from Postal Dude himself before you're about to commit a massive, sadistic act of domestic terrorism. This game is merciless with its execution (literally) and feels like a monitoring program created by a government agency disguised as a game, ready to write you up on a watchlist and mark you as a school threat. It's ruthless, dark, carries an overbearingly serious tone, and it's devoid of humor (save for some deadpan one-liners).

It's friggin' great. Throwing Molotovs at everything (including children) feels awful, but great.
9/10 (missing ability to piss on anything)
Get it while it's free, kids.

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