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Personal Achievements
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 6:13am

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 6:07am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 6:12am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 5:37am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2018 @ 4:10am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2017 @ 8:29am


That really does it.
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 5:38am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2018 @ 3:52am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 6:07am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 9:25am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jun 2, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 4:38am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2017 @ 9:02am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked May 8, 2017 @ 8:59am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 4:07am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jun 7, 2018 @ 1:58pm


You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2018 @ 3:38pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2017 @ 9:17am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2017 @ 9:17am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.


Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.


Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.


You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.