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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 8:39am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 9:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 12:09am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2017 @ 10:23am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2016 @ 11:31pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 6:44am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2016 @ 1:00am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2016 @ 11:36pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 10:24pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2017 @ 9:45am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2017 @ 10:44am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 8:35am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2017 @ 8:54am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 10:24pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 6:26am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 10:24pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2017 @ 2:52am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 6:06am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 11:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 10:24pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2016 @ 11:35pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 11:25pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2017 @ 10:23am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 10:03pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 11:58pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 11:17pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2017 @ 2:52am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2016 @ 12:13am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2016 @ 8:25am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2016 @ 11:15pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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